Great guess, but the last one is true. I went wild when my parents got a divorce and left me with my grandma. The first one actually happened to my sister.

This is a hard choice. I’m going to say that the last one is the lie.

Once, while I was at a huge conference, I started feeling sick and quickly excused myself. Only to start running down the aisle because it was coming. Needless to say, I barfed all the way down the aisle.

When I was in elementary school, I did all sorts of dangerous things, playing in storm drains, running across the freeway, ditching school, playing with fire. etc.

Zemeks, you are correct.  In fact I have no musical talent of any kind.  Can’t carry a tune in a bucket, as the saying goes.  

That happened. The lie is I told the pastor’s wife I was full of shit. I said once I have shit to a friend not I have fear. Almost but not quite the truth.

Is #2 the lie? I was gonna say #3, but I think someone that has a stove wouldn’t think to lie about not having one.

 You should have answered later.  I was think #2 because I thought most readers start out as readers.  I get a softball strike instead of a bowling strike.

 you are right.  Now that I look at the choices I noticed that I made #2 too long so that probably gives it away as a true one.

 I’m guessing the last one is the lie, that you didn’t play the flute in the high school band.

 I’m guessing #2 is the lie, course it could be 3 too.

 I say 3 is the lie–you don’t gamble!

 I’m guessing #3 is the lie–attacked by a shark while snorkeling.

 All good, I’m guessing the slip falling off is the lie.

answer: 1–have lots of bowling trophies, not softball.

 Ha that’s long gone.  I think it happened back in the late 80’s.  Since I enjoy pickles we have probably spent more than that on pickles since then.

Feels good to be right. Now hand over some of that pickle jar money.

 Yes – why do I think you had no problem figuring that out.

Is #3 the lie?