Hola Chulas y Chulos! How’s it smackin’? My flying chancla and I have a story to tell you and it involves Cholula hot sauce, Bob Saget, the Internet and a plate of nachos. See what had happened was that my flying chancla and I wanted to find something to share with you this week that would be amusing because that’s what we do every week
WATCH: Mattel introduces a new line of diverse Ken dolls (INCLUDING MAN BUN KEN): https://t.co/rF9l5l71fz pic.twitter.com/MuM5fujcNo — Good Morning America (@GMA) June 20, 2017 Mattel has gifted the world (not really, you have to buy them) with 15 new Ken dolls because it’s time for DIVERSITY and frankly Barbie needs more options. A few of the new Kens were guests of “Good Morning America” on
Hola Chulas y Chulos! How the heck are you? My flying chancla and I are kind of out of sorts right now. If I’m being honest, the dang thing wanted to give me a chanclazo. Can you believe that? And it was all over taco eye makeup. See, what had happened was that my flying chancla and I were looking for things that might be
Early Wednesday morning, Trump tweeted: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe” and everyone was like… I mean to begin with “covfefe” isn’t a word, I know because I speak English (bwahahaha). Oh, and even if “covfefe” was a word, the tweet was still a total non sequitur. Let’s imagine that what he was trying to tweet was “Despite the constant negative press coverage”…uh, then what?
Hola Chulas y Chulos! How ya doin’? My chancla and I are over here laughing our pompis off at this video of Jennifer Lopez and James Corden taking dance lessons from toddlers. It’s like “ay qué cute” and “ay qué funny” at the same time. The Toddlerography piece with JLo aired as part of “The Late Late Show Carpool Karaoke Primetime Special 2017” on Tuesday.
Hola Chulas y Chulos! Let’s get right to the chisme of the week, shall we? We’re referring to it as Watermelongate because it’s so crazy scandalous. My chancla and I have been DYING to talk to you about it, but we’ve been so dang busy it took us a minute. Basically, what happened is that chef James Briscione of Food Network’s “Man Crafted” made a video where
Hola Chulas y Chulos! Do you have any plans for Cinco de Mayo? You know that holiday that isn’t Mexican Independence Day so most Mexicans don’t actually celebrate it, but it’s kind of a marketer’s dream in the U.S. so you’ll see displays at all the supermarkets and companies that seem to forget Mexicans exist the rest of the year are all of a sudden
Hola Chulas y Chulos. How’s it chancleando? My chancla and I are in heaven right now because it’s actually chancla-weather in San Francisco. This has got us all excited about outdoor possibilities, which brings us to the topic of this week’s The Flying Chancla Report: elotes. I know it seems like a jump to go from chancla-weather to elotes, but not really. Case in point:
Hola Chulas y Chulos! What are you up to? My flying chancla and I have been avoiding doing our taxes by looking up tax tweets and memes instead. What?! Don’t judge us, we’re totally going to get to the taxes, we just wanted to leave you with something funny before we go because taxes are no joke. So here you go… Taxes are good
Hola Chulas y Chulos! How are you guys? My chancla and I are doing well thank you very mucho. Today we wanna hit you with a some knowledge about Mexican life hacks that really should be used by everyone. We feel that these skills must be passed on to non-Mexicans and to all future generations. Some are so useful that they’ve already made their way