This Thanksgiving I am staying home with my immediate family. That means it will be my husband, myself, our 8-year-old and our 5-year-old. The conversation will flow with ease and the only tension that arises will be from the adults urging the kids to eat something other than mashed potatoes and pie and for that I feel blessed.
I realize many people will be at Thanksgiving tables made uncomfortable by talk of politics. If you are one of those people, all I can say is “better you than me.” Bwahahaha. Sorry, but it’s true. Hopefully, you will find comfort in knowing that you are not alone. They say that misery loves company.
This promises to be one of the most awkward dinners since the bitter Coke 2 debate of '92. So let's get weird and #TrumpYourThanksgiving pic.twitter.com/fWcGQpUbg4
— HuffPost Comedy (@HuffPostComedy) November 22, 2016
Anticipating the misery that many will experience this year, the folks at HuffPo Comedy asked the internet to play #TrumpYourThanksgiving and the internet delivered humor. So gorge yourself on some laughter now because come Thursday, you might lose your appetite.
Believe me, Tofurky would not be my first choice, that I can tell you. Look at it. I don't think so. #TrumpYourThanksgiving
— V for Violet ✿ (@violetxoxox) November 23, 2016
#TrumpYourThanksgiving The wishbone tradition is rigged, believe me. It's a disas- I WON… The wishbone tradition is genius.
— DaywalkerGingerballs (@Tinge_O_Ginge) November 22, 2016
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Pardon a turkey?Why would I pardon a turkey? It's a low energy bird. Very ugly, and frankly, it owes me an apology. #TrumpYourThanksgiving
— northierthanthou.com (@Brimshack) November 22, 2016
You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful turkeys—I just start gobbling them. #TrumpYourThanksgiving@HuffPostComedy
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) November 22, 2016
Hire a mechanic to cook the meal. Grandma has too much experience and can't be trusted. #TrumpYourThanksgiving
— Steve King (@sck501) November 22, 2016
Make America Gravy Again #TrumpYourThanksgiving
— S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 (@SheaBrowning) November 22, 2016
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I give the best thanks. Nobody gives thanks better than me. Believe me. People tell me all the time. #TrumpYourThanksgiving
— kim (@lefthandwoman) November 23, 2016
No, just no, why Thanksgiving ? It's weak. From now on, it's Thankstaking, and it starts now.
#TrumpYourThanksgiving— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) November 22, 2016
I've been challenged by so many sweet potatoes and I don't frankly have time for candied yam correctness. #trumpyourThanksgiving
— Dee Dee (@4thetruthalways) November 23, 2016
The Table must always be a safe and special place. The Ham was rude last night to a good dish, Meat Pies. Apologize! #TrumpYourThanksgiving
— Ben Hooper (Real) (@BenHooperWrites) November 22, 2016
Can you pass the basket of Deplorables? #TrumpYourThanksgiving
— Matt Dooyema (@ChubbyWaiter) November 22, 2016
Regardless of what your politics are, I hope you have much to be thankful for.
Love these! A silver lining to our President Elect tweeting like a teenage girl.
You are a smart lady keeping Thanksgiving small this year. 🙂
The small Thanksgiving was great. So stress-free.