17 #BeforeFacebookI Tweets That Perfectly Describe Life Before Facebook

The folks at Comedy Central’s “@Midnight” asked the internet to play #BeforeFacebookI and of course the results were hilarious and spot on. Check out some of my favorite responses below.

#BeforeFacebookI Tweets That Perfectly Describe Life Before Facebook

#BeforeFacebookI didn’t “LIKE” things like funerals and divorces. @midnight

— Chris Hardwick (@hardwick) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI didn’t know whose birthday I was ignoring. — ♣️Pete Bish♣️️ (@peterbishop17) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI had to stalk my exes with binoculars and camouflage gear. pic.twitter.com/kpGaZUrEiN

— Ally Hirschlag (@AllyHirschlag) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI never had to worry about seeing people from high school ever again — ♥ndrea ✌️ ☺️ ❌ (@andrearightnow) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI assumed everyone knew the difference between their, they’re and there.

But we were wrong. Very wrong.

— musicMagpie (@musicMagpie) February 3, 2016

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#BeforeFacebookI wasn’t invited to play games by strangers. — ♥ndrea ✌️ ☺️ ❌ (@andrearightnow) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI thought poking someone was innocent pic.twitter.com/30ilWJM1Zr

— Damien Cross (@DC_F1) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI no one cared that you just had a workout… FYI they still don’t, so stop taking selfies… pic.twitter.com/K70i5GqqJM

— 4Music (@4Music) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI never announced to every burglar in the surrounding area that I was leaving on vacation for two whole weeks. @midnight

— Yosemite Tim (@timmywenzel) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI knew who my friends were. Now I just scroll my newsfeed like pic.twitter.com/tmfwOPt8Ls — I H Laking (@IHLaking) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI had never described a relationship as “It’s Complicated”

— Three UK (@ThreeUK) May 7, 2015

#BeforeFacebookI didn’t spontaneously turn into a psychologist by reading about everyones problems. pic.twitter.com/XRWDEnMQev — Nate Rich (@BuiltToBeRich) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI got a much better nights sleep. pic.twitter.com/tLM62HqaW3

— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) February 3, 2016

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#BeforeFacebookI wasn’t constantly reminded of random events from years ago that I no longer care about. pic.twitter.com/8nCEpsOd14 — I H Laking (@IHLaking) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI had no idea which Golden Girl I was. @midnight pic.twitter.com/oT2WbwS8lJ

— Billie Rama (@billierama) February 3, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI never knew cats could make such great memes — Betsy Risius Jensen (@jensenbetsyr) February 4, 2016

#BeforeFacebookI read shampoo bottles while on the toilet. @midnight

— Krissy (@Punkydoodle1) February 3, 2016

What did you do before Facebook?