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My bed is still my bed. My room is still here. I’m still here. My job is gone. - Oh well, at least I don’t have to get up so early. I can sleep in.
- Damn it, I can’t sleep!
- FRACK, I don’t have a job.
- It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay.
- OMG, what am I gonna do?!
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- No, I’m gonna get up, I’m gonna get dressed, I’m gonna put myself on a schedule, I’m gonna get things done.
- I DON’T HAVE A JOB! Yesterday I had a job. I totally had a job yesterday.
- Now I have time to write that book I’ve been meaning to write.
- Oh, who am I kidding? I’m too depressed to write a book, I should have written it when I had a job.
- What if I never get a job again?
- Stop it! You’re going to get a job.
- Get it together! Get up, get dressed, take your kids to school and create a routine.
- I don’t even want to go out today because how do I not blurt out to everyone I come across, “I GOT LAID OFF! Can you believe it?!”
- I should exercise, it would be good for my mood. I’m going to exercise. I’ll put it on the schedule.
- I guess I should clean the house or something if I’m not working. I’ll put cleaning on the schedule too.
- Maybe if I say schedule with a British accent …”shedual”… I won’t feel so unemployed.
- Shedual, shedual, shedual…Nope, I still feel unemployed.
- THIS SUCKS!
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I love you! Can I borrow that British accent hahahahahahaha
You can borrow the British accent, let me put it on the shedual.
Put on something nice, grab a cuppa, and drink it with your pinky out. Embrace your inner Brit. 🙂 Hope things start getting better for you soon.
{{HUGS}}
You have one great thing to help you along – funny humor. I could suggest some things for your shedual like getting your unemployment benefit started.