Unknown Papi: Do you know where my Flip camera is?
Unknown Mami: (grouchy because she doesn’t feel like looking for it even though she was the last one to use it) I don’t know.
Unknown Papi: So it’s lost again?
Unknown Mami: No, it’s probably on my dresser. (matter of factly) I don’t lose things.
Unknown Papi: Oh, really? Everybody loses things.
Unknown Mami: Fine! I lost my virginity. Have you seen it around?
Unknown Papi: Nope. I was nowhere near it.
Unknown Mami thinks, “Ain’t that the truth!”
Great comeback!! 🙂
Ha! Oh, how I get so annoyed by the “do you know where” & the “I can’t find (even though it’s staring at me in the face” comments. I may be just as sassy sometimes 😉
Bwahahahah I love that!
LOL! Loved that one!
Bahahaha!
My husband lost a $20 bill this week and I’m still annoyed. Men lose EVERYTHING!
That is hilarious!
You always make me laugh!
Love this conversation. Thanks for the laugh!
BURN!!!!!!
LOL! Maybe it’s a good thing you didn’t say it. Husbands don’t like to be reminded of those things.
Well then he shouldn’t have set up the joke!
Or as Bart Simpson would always say, “It was that way when I got here.”
Classic.
one of your best – funny lady – Maybe the two of you could do a skit together like Gracie and George.
Oh if you have a moment – your vote over at Jillsy Girls would be great (even if you didn’t vote for me just voting is a good thing)
http://jillsygirl.blogspot.com/2011/05/its-time-to-cast-your-votes.html
ahahhahahahhahahah!!!
so funny!!!
!I love your blog!!!
super duper retort!!
Haha, sounds like a conversation I could have with Derek!
Bwahahahaha!!!