Conversation between Unknown Papi and me:
Unknown Papi: How do you spell ginormous?
Unknown Mami: G-I-N-ormous
UP: How do you spell vaginormous?
UM: That’s disgusting, I’m going to blog it!
UP: Don’t blog it; it’s going to sound all sexist and stuff.
UM: Stop talking. I’m blogging all of this.
UP: Fine, if you want people to judge and comment on our PRIVATE conversations.
UM: It’s funny! I HAVE to blog it. I think you invented a word: VAGINORMOUS!
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Disclaimer: Unknown Papi is not all sexist and stuff and he did not get the inspiration for the word vaginormous from me or any part of my anatomy.
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