Anything Your Vagina Can Do, Mine Can Do…

Warning: If you don’t want to read about my vagina or what it can do, DO NOT READ THIS POST!!!

If the title didn’t scare you away: Welcome!

Here’s the backstory: Nancy from Away We Go wrote a post called Taco Tales (and she wasn’t talking about the ones you buy at Taco Bell). In it she mentioned that she plays this game with a friend where they brag about what their “respective snatches” can do. Well, I’m very competitive and I wanted in on this game so I left the following comment:

Puh-leaze, my vagina can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan.

My vagina was once cast as Richard the III. Sure people were confused, but I’m sure Shakespeare was proud.

Nancy responded:

My vagina, thankfully, has never been compared to Falstaff.

My vagina once split the atom. Just sayin.

I responded:

I wouldn’t brag about your vagina splitting the atom. My vagina is committed to bringing about world peace. It’s a uniter, not a divider.

Nancy responded:

Um….clean fuel? Mine is all about decreasing the dependency on foreign oil.

I responded:

Well then you should use yours to suck up BP’s oil spill. I’m just sayin’, talk is cheap.

Nancy responded:

Why the vagina tactic has not been employed already remains a mystery. Mine would clean up that shit in a second.

I responded:

You know I’m going to have to blog this, right? …

Nancy responded:

My vagina already wrote it and got 200 comments.

I responded:

Your vagina is such an over achiever! You must be so proud. Pardon me while I go give my vagina a pep talk.

That’s where I called it quits. It is obvious that Nancy has the bigger vagina.

And that’s enough vagina silliness for one post.Unless you would like to add some in the comments section.

A version of this post entitled Anything Your Vagina Can Do, Mine Can Do Better was originally published on 08/17/10.