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By Claudya

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Claudya Martinez

May 18, 2009 Claudya Martinez

The Demise Continues

I mentioned earlier (Female Hysteria ) that I am falling apart. Well, the demise continues. It started with a crazy swollen middle finger. Then an eye infection that is lingering. Now, I have some horrid cold. I am convinced that it is my body rebelling and forcing me to take some much needed time for […]

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May 16, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Baby Besos Haiku

Sloppy wet boca* Sweet milky breath on cheek Dame mas, amor** *mouth **Give me more, love

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May 15, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Temper Tantrum

Today my household fell victim to a temper tantrum. It was awful. There was screaming, crying, name calling. The worst part is that the temper tantrum was thrown by me. I just lost it and I didn’t care if the whole world knew. It’s embarrassing, but true and I’ll own it. I’m tired and I […]

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May 14, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Stuff

The Story of Stuff

I love stuff! I always have and I always will. Minimalism does not appeal to me. Stuff I really love includes: clothes, shoes, purses, books,magazines, furniture. Sometimes I feel like all I do is consume. There will always be something else I want or “need” to buy. It’s true that I am an avid and […]

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May 11, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Back to Normal

Loud Child

Things are back to normal. My mother, brother, and nephew have headed back to their homes. It was wonderful to spend time with them, but I have to say I’m happy to have my home back. My family is LOUD! I mean, nothing is quiet. Even when they are shushing each other it’s loud. Put […]

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May 10, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Stand Up Momedy Hour

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Update: Since writing this post it has come to my attention that someone else already had the following great idea and even trademarked it. What can I say, great minds think alike, but even greater minds execute and trademark there ideas. Visit Momedy by clicking the link. One of the things that I excel at […]

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May 9, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Personal Assistant

What does a personal assistant do

One of my many jobs is as a personal assistant to a pretty wonderful man who needs help with the mundane details of his life. Usually that means doing his grocery shopping or researching wine he wants to buy, but every once in awhile I’ll be asked to do something “unique”. Today, I fulfilled one […]

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May 8, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Art

Art is amazing! It has made my life so much better. Let me explain. My younger brother is visiting with his son and my mother. My brother was the first love of my life. He has brought me so much joy and he has also brought me immeasurable pain. He is a recovering heroin addict. […]

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May 3, 2009 Claudya Martinez

P is for Put Pie

para mi hija A is for Awesome ’cause that’s what you are B is for Besos que te voy a dar* C is for Cheeks that I want to munch D is for Daddy, who loves you a bunch E is for Excited to see what roads you will take F is for Forgive me, […]

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May 1, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Female Hysteria

It’s been difficult to post the last few days because I’ve been falling apart. Normally, I’m a pretty healthy person, but the last two weeks I just feel sick. It started with some kind of infection in my middle finger. My co-worker suggested perhaps I had overused the finger to flip people off, but I […]

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