Hola Chulas y Chulos! My flying chancla and I hope you and your nalgas are doing extremely well. We’re over here staring in awe at avocado art. Yes, avocado art is a thing and we are so here for it.
I have never made it a secret that I worship at the altar of avocados. They are delicious and I could eat them every day. My dream is to one day be so flush that when someone says “guac is extra,” I can make it rain dollar bills and get all the extra guac my heart desires.
Clearly, I am not the only one who feels this passion for avocados because a quick search on Instagram for “#avocadoart” will reveal the most delicious, creamy, good-for-you-kinda-fat avocado art that you will immediately want to bite into.
Feast your eyes on these beauties…
This is so beautiful it’s almost a shame to eat it.
Not eating a good avocado would be a bigger shame, though.
How does one develop such mad avocado carving skills?
Especially, when we’re always being told not to play with our food as kids.
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Watch out, this one might put a hex on you.
Do you see a pattern here?
Some avocados get the star treatment.
Most delicious looking stars EVER.
This one is a-maze-ing.
I could get lost in that avocado.
Would you like a “bit” of avocado?
Get it? 😂 🤣 😂
Hopefully, they are not just for show.
For reals, avocados are not cheap and I would hate to see any go to waste.
Are you an avid avocado fan or not so much?
That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!