Blog is a Four Letter Word

I have a potty mouth. On occasion I’ve also been know to use curse words on this blog. Sure there are more eloquent ways to express myself, but sometimes the only thing that will satisfy is a four letter word.

Awhile back, I was inspired by Mrs. Blogalot’s coinage of the word “bloghole” to come up with my own blog inspired curse words. Here’s what I came up with: blog for brains, blogface, bloglicker, blogina (rhymes with vagina), blogf@*ker, blogsucker, motherblogger, go blog yourself, blog right off, you piece of blog.

I then asked you if you had any contributions.

Gregory J was a little put off at first because he does not consider blog to be a bad word. Here’s what he had to say:

Now, is blog a dirty word? How can all those be insults unless blog is a dirt word. And I don’t think it is.
They are not insults. You are a motherblogger. blogface could be like one’s identity on their blog. go blog yourself is semi positive – do it on your blog. blog right off – sound off on your blog. The others, well……
I’m sorry Mami. I have to disagree. By using these things as insults, you are insulting all bloggers. I suppose you’ll call me a bloghead for saying these things. No hard feelings?

Now, I did not mean to insult all bloggers, I was just having some fun so I wrote back:

You are right, there is nothing wrong with the word blog and I am indeed a motherblogger. With that in mind, have a great week and go blog yourself ☺!

Fortunately, he has a sense of humor and responded:

ahahahahahahahahaha
hearty laugh, thank you.

How about
fanblogtastic,
gawdbloggit,
‘blog this, buddy’,
eat my blog,
kiss my blog,
you bite blog,
go sit on a blog,
either blog or get off the computer,
‘you’re a blog – no, you’re a blog’,
‘man, this sucks blog’,
look at the blog on her.
he’s really got blog. ‘
sure, I’d blog him/her’,
I wouldn’t throw him/her out of my blog’

Not bad for someone that resisted the initial concept.

Then I got more contributions.

Mrs. Blogalot gave me: blog forbid, Oh my blog!, blogasm

Helen wrote: Blogjob. Bloggard. Blogfud.

Sophia’s Mom wrote:  how about… Son of a blog!

From Matty I got: blogiot…..a blogging idiot.

Eva wrote: My Hubby says I’m a blogaholic; I respond, Kiss my blog!

SubMom enjoys the term: Blogho.

My Little Miracles loved all these “blogsults”

Do you see what we can accomplish when we pool our energies? I say we petition to get some of these in the dictionary. If Beyoncé could unwittingly expand the English language to include the term bootylicious then surely we can get Oxford to include at least one bloggy bad word.

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