If the email subject line reads…
- Single psychos in your area want to date you!
- Get your online medical degree in as fast as 2 days.
- Buy gently used diaphragms at bargain prices.
- Save money with a do it yourself root canal kit.
- Boobs as big as balloons (I didn’t make this one up).
- Cockzilla is the word (didn’t make this one up either).
- Need a kidney?
- Rapid hair loss.
- Wanna piss off your lover?
- Pre-approved sperm bank loan! No applicant will be denied.
…you probably shouldn’t open it. I’m just saying.
Really good advice today….I keep getting the ones where they want to send me money and how trusted I am blah blah blah delete!
Pretty good advice, just sayin”
🙂
Traci
Snort.. that second one totally cracked me up.
Thanks for the huge laugh this morning! Those are hilarious!
bwahahaha. I get Paxil Lawsuits and Regelan Lawsuits e-mails. Always delete them.
so you didn’t like my boob balloon franchise idea?
Oh man, I get spam all the time! In French!
You could write a poem from those subject lines.
Subject line stupidity.
Actually, I’m a little curious about the panultimate one… “wanna piss off your lover”… I might just open that one…
I think you already have.
Rats, I’ve been found out!
Oh man! I know there are still people who do open out of curiosity and get infected with spam. I used to work in a very small office, just me and my male boss, I thought it was funny that we would get hundreds of Viagra emails in our office email.
LOL; but I’m sure they exist out there, that’s why you mentioned them here!! My husband is always getting the ones for single dating services (Hmmmmmm); I get the ones that I have won the lottery over and over and over again. I should be that lucky!
betty
Gotta love those kind of emails. My favs are the ones that come & say they are from yourself. Ummm no, I did not send myself something duh!
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I get mostly male enhancement spam. That’s about 90% of it.
Gently used diaphragms? ummmm, no thanks!
HA! The Boobs as big as balloons one does interest me as a gift for my wife.
Heeeehehee, this was great advice. Ya left of the one about gettin’ a bigger better larger stronger erection!!! Just sayin’…..
Thanks for the laugh sweetie!
God bless and have an amazin’ day! :o)
LOL! So true!
I received an email the other day telling me my package would arrive in 3 days. Luckily my anti virus program caught that it was spy ware.
Truly amazing, unfortunately there are many more that are not due to open, it’s a bummer when you find yourself so full of junk mail.
You’re so funny.
LOL! Anyone who did open an email like that is only asking for trouble!
Oh my, I will watch for those!!!