Hola Chulas y Chulos! How are my favorite hijos de la chanclada doing? It’s time to get smacked by this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. You know how much my chancla loves flying around the internet to find things you will give a flying chancla about. Here’s what we got for you this week:
- Let’s start off with modern cholas talkin’ about relationships. There’s wisdom and a whole lot of carcajadas to be had in this vid.
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- And then THIS you guys! Instagram husbands. It’s like brilliant on a selfie stick and so absolutely spot on. Love it. I laughed and laughed after I watched it and then I sent it to my husband because clearly he is the one keeping me from Instagram fame and that’s just so wrong of him. I mean I can’t even have him take pictures of me because he has no idea what a flattering angle is.
- Did you hear about 23-year-old Jonathan Ray from Albuquergue, New Mexico? He was arrested for stealing his mother’s pozole. Apparently he knew she had made pozole and he wanted some so he texted her when she was on her way home from I don’t know where to tell her that he was coming over to eat and she told him not to. Well, to make a long story short (it’s not that long, but you know what I mean) when she got home, Ray came in through the back door and stole the whole pinche pot of pozole. She called the cops and now the guy is facing a felony charge for residential burglary. I hope that was some good pozole because this dumb butt is in big trouble now.
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That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!
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