Hola Chulas y Chulos! Your weekly chanclazo is here in the form of The Flying Chancla Report. My chancla has been chancleando all over the internet to find things you will give a flying chancla about…here we go!
- OK, so my chancla doesn’t really want to tell you about these waterproof socks that exist because being a chancla she’s not into socks, but I convinced her to share with you because WATERPROOF SOCKS, you guys!
- This has been out for a few months, but my chancla and I had never seen it. It’s “The Story of Sarah & Juan” and yes it is a commercial for gum, but it is also a tear-inducing love story.
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- As I’ve mentioned before, my chancla and I are obsessed with the whole El Chapo/Kate del Castillo/Sean Penn situation. Supposedly, while El Chapo was a fugitive after escaping prison for the second time, he went to Tijuana at some point between September and October of 2015 to get testicular implant surgery to help with blood circulation in that region. How crazy is it that he would risk capture to get his junk worked on?
And just to thicken the plot a little more, let me tell you that when he was found and re-re-recaptured at his Sinaloa hideaway by Mexican authorities, it is reported that they found injectable testosterone, antibiotics, syringes, prescriptions for medication to help with sexual performance and four Kate del Castillo DVDs. Ewww, you guys! I shudder to think what he was using those videos for.
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- Here are some memes my chancla and I made for you. Enjoy and share!
That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!
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