Hola Chulas y Chulos! My chancla and I hope you have had a slap-happy week. We’re so happy to have you and your pompis here to read this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. Let’s get the chanclazos going!
- ¡Qué vergüenza¡ My chancla and I are INCREDIBLY ashamed of ourselves. Clearly we are from the West Coast because it took the video below to introduce us to chongas. Cholas we know and love, but chongas are all new to us. Please don’t make us feel any worse than we already do. Anyhoo, excuse our ignorance and just watch this chongalicious makeover video.ALSO READ: JLo Ain’t Your Mama, Sensory Overload and Fuchíla Freshners
- According to everyone other than Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, they are supposedly expecting their second child together. The couple are already the ridiculously good-looking parents of 17-month-old daughter Esmeralda, but I guess they want to keep spreading those gorgeous genes of theirs because Us Weekly reported that multiple sources have confirmed the couple is expecting another child. Disque back in February Mendes was hiding a baby bump during a photo shoot in Los Angeles. Mendes, Gosling and their reps have neither confirmed nor denied the pregnancy reports. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
- In case you missed JLo’s dramatic reading of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” be sure to click over to the post I wrote about it for my oh so insightful commentary (bwahahahaha) and so you can watch the actual video. Don’t know where to click? CLICK HERE.ALSO READ: Gael, Diego, Zoe y La JLo Make Life so Entertaining
- My budy Tiburcio dancing to “Mayonesa” is funny so you should watch it just for chuckles, but there are also some dance moves you might wanna steal because say what you will, but Tiburcio can dance. FYI: The part of Tiburcio is played by Eddie G of OMG, It’s Eddie G fame.
That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!
I liked the dance moves.