Should I be worried that my husband started a conversation like this, “I’m straight, I’m really straight, but I saw this guy last night…”?
I’m not worried, but tell me that is not hilarious. Apparently, this guy that he saw was ridiculously good looking, the kind of good looking you just don’t see every day.
My husband is good looking so I do see good lookin’ every day, but I wouldn’t mind seeing more.
I’ve had a longstanding and documented feud with Word Verification. Just because I don’t write about it every week doesn’t mean it’s not going on behind the scenes. Most of the time I don’t want to give her free publicity, but sometimes she just goes too far. For example…
Seriously, who does she think she is telling me to suck her lump?! That’s right WV, the jig is up, everyone now knows that you are not only annoying, but crass!
And now your Friday Fortune Cookie
(don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):
Your ability to multitask will get you far.
Hosted by Mrs. 4444
Brandi. says
Is it okay to be jealous that I don’t get “fun words” from the word verification? I usually just get a bunch of jumbled letters…
Anonymous says
Yea, I don’t either. I get stuff that doesn’t make any sense.
Tami Miller says
I thought it was just me with the Word Verification! LOL Glad she isn’t discriminating with only me! Happy Friday!
Heather - Acting Balanced Mom says
I’ve never gotten a word as fun as sucklump…. but I can say that I have a hateful relationship with all word verification and captcha … it frustrates the heck out of me….
Jeanie says
At least WV is giving you a crass little wink….all I ever get is something like, ok sucker, see if you can type this.
unknownmami says
Oh, so you are taking WV’s side. I see how it is.
Mrs4444 says
She’s always asking for it, isn’t she?!
Unknown Papi… 🙂
Anonymous says
How on earth do you get those verifies??? I don’t get anything that creative!! Well, I can look at a woman and think that she is quite attractive, so why can’t a guy notice that another male has attractive qualities. If my hubby ever said anything like that, I would need to be resuscitated!
unknownmami says
Attractive is attractive is what I say regardless of your preference.
Laurie Matherne says
WV and I are not friends, either. And in your case, she was plain vulgar. That WV is one rude woman.
unknownmami says
Next thing you know she will be calling me “Bimbo” and I’m not talking about bread.
Eva Gallant says
Hey, we want photos of all these good-looking males!
Without WV, I’d have no Wednesday post!
unknownmami says
Oh yes you would! You are clever and would come up with something else for Wednesday.
tracismixedbag says
I think men who are secure in their manhood can admit another man is good looking.
tracismixedbag says
I think men who are secure in their manhood can admit another man is good looking.
lisleman says
I guess suck most anything would be bad. You would think they would program the choice words out of her. thanks for sharing that one. It’s odd that guys often feel strange saying that certain men are good looking. I think women can compliment each other all the time. For the record I think George Clooney is very attractive but I’m not attracted to him (now why did I need to add that last part?)
lisleman says
I guess suck most anything would be bad. You would think they would program the choice words out of her. thanks for sharing that one. It’s odd that guys often feel strange saying that certain men are good looking. I think women can compliment each other all the time. For the record I think George Clooney is very attractive but I’m not attracted to him (now why did I need to add that last part?)
Profwaynewsmith says
Which exact lump is it asking you to actually suck? I have several lumpy parts of my body…I guess your hubby wouldn’t be mentioning me coming home then.
Ann in the UP says
I am amazed to discover that word verification is female. I always pictured a wizened old man with nothing to do except criticize my typing–pretty much a full time job for somebody.
Ttownsend says
That is hilarious and aweosme that your husband said that!!!
Sock Monkey Mom says
Hehe, I love the husband’s thoughts. That’s a good one. If only you had it on tape for the entire world to hear…
Happy Friday!
AutismWonderland says
LMAO – I love that! I love that the husband is that secure in his own sexuality that he can appreciate another man’s good looks.
Tina says
That is hilarious because I distinctly remember you telling me about a word verification issue on my blog before. You seem to be a magnet for the worst ones!
I hate word verification…I got rid of it because I hate it.
This is probably not a good idea.
hope you are well? I am behind in my reader…as usual.
Best,
Tina
Christina Continelli says
Captchas are irritating. I have bad eyesight as is, and now they want to to decipher their word soup. Ugh. Have a great Holiday!
Smitten Images says
It sounds like word verification might not be as straight as your husband..
Anonymous says
Funny stuff! I hate word verification.
Stacy says
I never get actual words with WV…they are always soooo close, just one letter off.
Gina says
When someone is ridiculously good looking, you have to stop and appreciate them….gay OR straight! Your husband’s disclaimer is awesome!
Monkey Man says
You’re cracking me up.
Karen and Gerard says
Word verification is just annoying. I doubt if my husband would ever say such a thing.
ChrisH says
I don’t have word verification on my blog. Why do you if you dislike it so much?
unknownmami says
I don’t have word verification. Disqus is just annoying, but it doesn’t use WV. These are the words I get when visiting others.
Rachael1013 says
That quote from your husband is hilarious! I love it. Sometimes, I think that someone is playing a joke on me with word verification.
Kristin_The_Goat says
I like the fortune for Friday – I was a multi-tasking fool! It was foolish to do so many tasks at the same time, but then again, I got a lot of stuff done in an extraordinary amount of time. I could have done each separately and got it done quicker LOL
ellie says
I sometimes think it’s funny to get such weird messages…once I got one about faith. I liked that. Maybe she likes me better? 😉
ellie says
Hm, where is my photo? Why a ?
QQ QandleQueen says
I never really paid attention to word verification until some of your posts. Yes, indeed, there are some whacked out offerings out there. Some rank up there with auto-correct.