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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

November 17, 2011 Claudya Martinez

Fragmented Fridays

Should I be worried that my husband started a conversation like this, “I’m straight, I’m really straight, but I saw this guy last night…”?

I’m not worried, but tell me that is not hilarious. Apparently, this guy that he saw was ridiculously good looking, the kind of good looking you just don’t see every day.

My husband is good looking so I do see good lookin’ every day, but I wouldn’t mind seeing more.

I’ve had a longstanding and documented feud with Word Verification. Just because I don’t write about it every week doesn’t mean it’s not going on behind the scenes. Most of the time I don’t want to give her free publicity, but sometimes she just goes too far. For example…

Seriously, who does she think she is telling me to suck her lump?! That’s right WV, the jig is up, everyone now knows that you are not only annoying, but crass!

 

And now your Friday Fortune Cookie
(don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):


Your ability to multitask will get you far.

 

 

Mommy's IdeaHosted by Mrs. 4444

 

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  1. blankBrandi. says

    November 17, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    Is it okay to be jealous that I don’t get “fun words” from the word verification? I usually just get a bunch of jumbled letters…

    Reply
    • blankAnonymous says

      November 17, 2011 at 8:00 pm

      Yea, I don’t either.  I get stuff that doesn’t make any sense.

      Reply
  2. blankTami Miller says

    November 17, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    I thought it was just me with the Word Verification!  LOL  Glad she isn’t discriminating with only me!  Happy Friday!

    Reply
  3. blankHeather - Acting Balanced Mom says

    November 17, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    I’ve never gotten a word as fun as sucklump…. but I can say that I have a hateful relationship with all word verification and captcha … it frustrates the heck out of me….

    Reply
  4. blankJeanie says

    November 17, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    At least WV is giving you a crass little wink….all I ever get is something like, ok sucker, see if you can type this.

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      November 17, 2011 at 8:11 pm

      Oh, so you are taking WV’s side. I see how it is.

      Reply
  5. blankMrs4444 says

    November 17, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    She’s always asking for it, isn’t she?! 

    Unknown Papi… 🙂

    Reply
  6. blankAnonymous says

    November 17, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    How on earth do you get those verifies???  I don’t get anything that creative!!  Well, I can look at a woman and think that she is quite attractive, so why can’t a guy notice that another male has attractive qualities.  If my hubby ever said anything like that, I would need to be resuscitated!

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      November 17, 2011 at 8:08 pm

      Attractive is attractive is what I say regardless of your preference.

      Reply
  7. blankLaurie Matherne says

    November 17, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    WV and I are not friends, either. And in your case, she was plain vulgar. That WV is one rude woman. 

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      November 17, 2011 at 8:44 pm

      Next thing you know she will be calling me “Bimbo” and I’m not talking about bread.

      Reply
  8. blankEva Gallant says

    November 17, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Hey, we want photos of all these good-looking males!  
    Without WV, I’d have no Wednesday post!

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      November 17, 2011 at 9:03 pm

      Oh yes you would! You are clever and would come up with something else for Wednesday.

      Reply
  9. blanktracismixedbag says

    November 17, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    I think men who are secure in their manhood can admit another man is good looking.

    Reply
  10. blanktracismixedbag says

    November 17, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    I think men who are secure in their manhood can admit another man is good looking.

    Reply
  11. blanklisleman says

    November 17, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    I guess suck most anything would be bad.  You would think they would program the choice words out of her.  thanks for sharing that one.  It’s odd that guys often feel strange saying that certain men are good looking.  I think women can compliment each other all the time.  For the record I think George Clooney is very attractive but I’m not attracted to him (now why did I need to add that last part?)

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  12. blanklisleman says

    November 17, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    I guess suck most anything would be bad.  You would think they would program the choice words out of her.  thanks for sharing that one.  It’s odd that guys often feel strange saying that certain men are good looking.  I think women can compliment each other all the time.  For the record I think George Clooney is very attractive but I’m not attracted to him (now why did I need to add that last part?)

    Reply
  13. blankProfwaynewsmith says

    November 18, 2011 at 5:12 am

    Which exact lump is it asking you to actually suck?  I have several lumpy parts of my body…I guess your hubby wouldn’t be mentioning me coming home then.

    Reply
  14. blankAnn in the UP says

    November 18, 2011 at 5:17 am

    I am amazed to discover that word verification is female.  I always pictured a wizened old man with nothing to do except criticize my typing–pretty much a full time job for somebody.  

    Reply
  15. blankTtownsend says

    November 18, 2011 at 5:36 am

    That is hilarious and aweosme that your husband said that!!!

    Reply
  16. blankSock Monkey Mom says

    November 18, 2011 at 6:03 am

    Hehe, I love the husband’s thoughts. That’s a good one. If only you had it on tape for the entire world to hear…

    Happy Friday!

    Reply
  17. blankAutismWonderland says

    November 18, 2011 at 6:17 am

    LMAO – I love that!  I love that the husband is that secure in his own sexuality that he can appreciate another man’s good looks. 

    Reply
  18. blankTina says

    November 18, 2011 at 7:23 am

    That is hilarious because I distinctly remember you telling me about a word verification issue on my blog before.  You seem to be a magnet for the worst ones!
    I hate word verification…I got rid of it because I hate it.
    This is probably not a good idea.
    hope you are well? I am behind in my reader…as usual.
    Best,
    Tina

    Reply
  19. blankChristina Continelli says

    November 18, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Captchas are irritating. I have bad eyesight as is, and now they want to to decipher their word soup. Ugh. Have a great Holiday!

    Reply
  20. blankSmitten Images says

    November 18, 2011 at 9:51 am

    It sounds like word verification might not be as straight as your husband..

    Reply
  21. blankAnonymous says

    November 18, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Funny stuff!  I hate word verification.

    Reply
  22. blankStacy says

    November 18, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    I never get actual words with WV…they are always soooo close, just one letter off.

    Reply
  23. blankGina says

    November 18, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    When someone is ridiculously good looking, you have to stop and appreciate them….gay OR straight!  Your husband’s disclaimer is awesome!

    Reply
  24. blankMonkey Man says

    November 18, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    You’re cracking me up.

    Reply
  25. blankKaren and Gerard says

    November 18, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    Word verification is just annoying.  I doubt if my husband would ever say such a thing.

    Reply
  26. blankChrisH says

    November 18, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    I don’t have word verification on my blog.  Why do you if you dislike it so much?

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      November 18, 2011 at 4:44 pm

      I don’t have word verification. Disqus is just annoying, but it doesn’t use WV. These are the words I get when visiting others.

      Reply
  27. blankRachael1013 says

    November 18, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    That quote from your husband is hilarious!  I love it.  Sometimes, I think that someone is playing a joke on me with word verification.

    Reply
  28. blankKristin_The_Goat says

    November 18, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    I like the fortune for Friday – I was a multi-tasking fool!  It was foolish to do so many tasks at the same time, but then again, I got a lot of stuff done in an extraordinary amount of time.  I could have done each separately and got it done quicker LOL

    Reply
  29. blankellie says

    November 19, 2011 at 8:13 am

    I sometimes think it’s funny to get such weird messages…once I got one about faith.  I liked that.  Maybe she likes me better?  😉

    Reply
    • blankellie says

      November 19, 2011 at 8:14 am

      Hm, where is my photo?  Why a ? 

      Reply
  30. blankQQ QandleQueen says

    November 19, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    I never really paid attention to word verification until some of your posts.  Yes, indeed, there are some whacked out offerings out there.  Some rank up there with auto-correct.

    Reply

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