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By Claudya

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December 16, 2011 Claudya Martinez

Fragmented Fridays

Sometimes I wish that I talked the way Nezzy from Cow Patty Surprise writes because then I would say things like,

“Do ya feel as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar dropped smack in the middle of a social settin’?”

Tell me that wouldn’t make me more than a little interesting. I read that sentence last night and I’m still enjoying it. Most of my thoughts aren’t even as interesting as that sentence.

But I “blogress”…I got that turn of a blog from Joey’s Pad and you know I’ll be using it for ever after.

It’s just so easy to be inspired by the writing of others.

I do on occasion use my own words to tell a story like I did at Aiming Low for Once Upon a Christmas. There I tell a treasured memory that upon inspection turned out not to be so precious. Come by and tell me what you think.

Here’s a random picture of baby hands. One of those hands belongs to Luna Pie.

Baby hands

And now your Friday Fortune Cookie
(don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):


“To the victor go the spoils…” -William Learned Marcy

 Sometimes it’s hard to tell who the victor is: happy end of the Iraq War.

 

Mommy's IdeaHosted by Mrs. 4444

 

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  1. blankAnonymous says

    December 16, 2011 at 10:52 am

    That picture is precious!

    Reply
  2. blankbrainella says

    December 16, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Baby hands make me smile. 🙂

    Reply
  3. blankAutismWonderland says

    December 16, 2011 at 11:14 am

    HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA – I LOVE – “Do ya feel as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar dropped smack in the middle of a social settin’?”   Because, yeah I usually do 🙂  And those hands look scrumptous!! 

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      December 16, 2011 at 11:17 am

      Oh, I just love the way she expresses herself. She always comes up with such wonderful phrasing.

      Reply
  4. blankRebecca says

    December 16, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Love the baby hands………They need more smooches though.  Smooch all over those precious hands.

    Reply
  5. blankThe Bipolar Diva says

    December 16, 2011 at 11:48 am

    I’m not sure about memories either.

    Reply
  6. blankAnonymous says

    December 16, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    ah….love the picture Luna hands are so precious! I love how Nezzy writes/talks so is a doll! Have a wonderful weekend! 

    Reply
  7. blankHootin' Anni says

    December 16, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    …and let’s hope that no more costly wars [monetary and lives] is in our near future!!!  Love the baby hands photo…that is priceless.

    Yes, Virginia is my link for Mall Fragments this week.  I do hope you may find some time to visit?!!!

    Reply
  8. blankEva Gallant says

    December 16, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Love the chubby little hands.   going to check out your post.

    Reply
  9. blankcarma says

    December 16, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    ha ha – I am visiting you after just visiting Joey’s blog, so I blogress too…I would love to write so colorfully as your friend Nezzy

    Reply
  10. blankKaylen says

    December 16, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Cute pic!!! I love the little spill on the seat, it makes the hands even more real. You can just imagine the sticky baby fingers!

    Reply
  11. blankNezzy says

    December 16, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Woohoo!!!  ‘Just find me a nail and call me rusty!!!  I just love seein’ my name up in lights sweetie!!!  Thanks  :o)

    Oh, how I love those precious chubby little baby hands.  Sweet!!

    Ya’ll have a most blessed and wonderful weekend!!! :o)

    Reply
  12. blankJeanie says

    December 16, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    That Nezzy does have a way with turnin’ a phrase.
    Nothing cuter than baby hands….and baby feet.
    Off to read your memory post.

    Reply
  13. blankQueen Bee says

    December 16, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    I love baby hands! So cute!

    Reply
  14. blankkaynight1202 says

    December 16, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    I’m really not crazy, but I appreciated the genuineness of your language. “Fuck” tends to be a word favored by a good percentage of my friends, and when I read it… I trusted you and your writing/photos more than before. Such a good lesson about our minds though. Thank you for sharing that and other links.

    <3 Kendra

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    • blankunknownmami says

      December 17, 2011 at 10:09 am

      My pleasure.

      Reply
  15. blanklisleman says

    December 16, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Nezzy can really spin the Ozark slang.  I like blogress.  It is good that you are humble because that paper bag just comes in one size.

    Reply
  16. blankAnonymous says

    December 16, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Yes, now we just need to get out of Afghanistan!!

    I love that quote!!  I am not nearly as amusing either.  I think baby feet are also adorable!!  I just can’t stand adult feet.

    Reply
  17. blankVidya Sury says

    December 16, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    Yes, I love how others’ writing influences us. Baby hands are precious, especially the little dimples….I become all emotional when I see babies yawn. So sweet. Gentle kiss on Luna Pie’s hand!

    Reply
  18. blankMy Inner Chick says

    December 16, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    –Haaa,
     Just met Nezzy.  What a character.

    Xx  And So are you. 

    My Inner Chick http://myinnerchick.com

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      December 16, 2011 at 9:50 pm

      I’d say you are a character too.

      Reply
  19. blanktracismixedbag says

    December 16, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    I love baby hands. I’ll have to go read your article.

    Reply
  20. blankCourt says

    December 17, 2011 at 4:50 am

    Insanely curious. Who does the other hand belong to??

    Reply
  21. blankElizabeth Grimes says

    December 17, 2011 at 6:46 am

    I just might use “blogress” now too! Lol. Oh, the end of the Iraq War…I don’t even know what to feel about that yet!

    Reply
  22. blankLL Cool Joe says

    December 17, 2011 at 6:56 am

    Hey thank you for the shout out! I checked out the other blog too. 

    I’m sure when I first wrote “blogress” it was a mistake that just happened to work well!

    Love the cute hands, much cuter than my hand of my blog. Oh to be young again. 😉

    Reply
  23. blankAnonymous says

    December 17, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Love the baby hands!  Yes, Nezzy does have a way with words.  It’s always fun visiting her.

    Reply
  24. blankTerri Sonoda says

    December 17, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    I went over there.  I read.  I LOVED it. 

    Reply
  25. blankProfwaynewsmith says

    December 17, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    I like the term blogress…

    Reply
  26. blankAnonymous says

    December 17, 2011 at 9:22 pm

    I am so with you on Nezzy — she rocks!!! I loved the article over at Aiming Low. You are everywhere my friend.

    But mostly, I love that beautiful sweet hand!

    🙂
    Traci

    Reply
  27. blankMrs4444 says

    December 18, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    That Nezzy–She sure has a gift, doesn’t she? Off to read your post!

    Reply

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