Fragmented Fridays

I have iritis in my left eye. I was going to do research and tell you about it, but now that I’ve started doing the research all I want to do is cry. I’m putting steroid drops in my eye every hour and I hope it clears up.  My poor Beautiful Brown Eyes have not been doing well. I have to stop writing about it because I feel my chest tensing up and the tears welling up. Wish me luck.

Okay I wrote the rest of the post, but I had to come back and write a little more about my eye. I’m terrified. The internet is a blessing and a curse. I knew that my condition was serious because my doctor made it very clear that I needed to be very diligent about using my eye drops every hour without fail, but….now I’ve read all this stuff online and I don’t want to lose my sight. Please don’t let me lose my sight. Damn, I had no idea. I’m so bummed.

Nice, I’m watching TV as I write this and I just saw Dick in a Box. Just the thing I need to feel better. I don’t care how many times I see it, it always puts a smile on my face. I mean how could it not?

My husband saw a baby wearing a shirt that said, “My Daddy is cooler than yours” and he took it personally. Later when he was telling me about it, he said he had to resist the urge to go up to the mother and say, “My daughter is cuter than yours.” I find it adorable that he takes such pride in being a father that he would get offended by a “message” tee.

In honor of my husband I would like to leave you with  a little bit of Christmas Hawaii style. 

Twelve Days of Christmas

Pidgin lyrics by Eaton Bob Magoon, Jr., Edward Kenny, Gordon N. Phelps

Numbah one day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah two day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

2 coconuts and

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah three day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

3 dried squid

2 coconuts and

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah four day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

4 flower leis,

3 dried squid

2 coconuts and

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah five day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

5 big fat pigs

4 flower leis

3 dried squid,

2 coconuts and

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah six day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

6 hula lessons,

(continue 5 4 3 2)

One mynah bird in one papaya tree  

Numbah seven day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

7 shrimps a swimming

(continue 6 5 4 3 2)

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah eight day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

8 ukuleles,

(continue 7 6 5 4 3 2)

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah nine day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

9 pounds of poi

(continue 8 7 6 5 4 3 2)

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah ten day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

10 cans of beer

(continue 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2)

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah eleven day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

11 missionaries

(continue 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2)

One mynah bird in one papaya tree

 

Numbah twelve day of Christmas

My tutu gave to me

12 televisions

(continue 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2)

One mynah bird in one papaya tree