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By Claudya

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July 24, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Fragmented Fridays

  • Am I the only one that is feeling a little blue lately? Sometimes I think it’s in the air and I catch it.
  • This week I was both pooped on and peed on.
  • Sometimes I think the Universe is conspiring to make me happy.
  • I love it when my daughter falls asleep in my arms. I try to imagine what kind of woman she will be. I try to soak in these moments because all too soon she will no longer fall asleep in my arms.
  • Once when I was feeling crapastic and unappreciated I overheard a conversation in Taco Bell (it was in Spanish, but I will translate)

    Woman (speaking to a clearly upset friend): He asked her, “If I offered you a hundred dollar bill, would you take it?” and she said, “Of course.” Then he asked her, “What if I crumpled up the hundred dollar bill, would you still want it?” She answered, “Yes.” Then he asked her, “What if I threw the crumpled hundred dollar bill on the ground and stepped on it, would you still take it?” She answered, “Yes! I need the money, I don’t care if it’s been stepped on.” Then he said, “Well, you are like that hundred dollar bill. Your worth is not diminished because you have been stepped on a few times.”

  • I am like that hundred dollar bill! So are you.

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  1. unknownmami says

    June 1, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    JennyMac
    said…

    LOVE that…and it should be a million dollars! Have a great weekend.

    July 24, 2009 3:39 AM

    Superstar
    said…

    EWWWW I do not like that about the $100 bill. Mostly because it’s true. I don’t like to admit that kind of stuff….When I feel “blue” I have to grab my Ipod and play something that is peppy…On
    a personal level…just having a baby..Have you talked to the Dr about
    post pardom depression? There are a lot of myths out there…I know
    it’s extreemly personal…but every one is different with that. Have a great weekend!

    July 24, 2009 3:52 AM

    Tammy Howard
    said…

    What an awesome friend that woman had! And how awesome are YOU for passing it along? (hint: the answer rhymes with cherry)Sorry you caught my blues! (yeah, my ego is just that big…) I think they’re contagious, too. Or hormonal. Or atmospheric.And yet sometimes the universe conspires to make us happy. Awesome.

    July 24, 2009 3:54 AM

    ck
    said…

    Dear Unknown Mami, Your value increases if you’ve been pooped and peed on. I’d say your worth is, at the very least, 2 hundred dollar bills. Sincerely, Another 2 Hundred Dollar Mama

    July 24, 2009 4:05 AM

    Trudy
    said…

    Wow…that is pretty powerful! I hope you start to feel like that hundred dollar bill soon too!God bless!

    July 24, 2009 5:27 AM

    Court
    said…

    I think the reason you are blue is because you were pooped and peed on. Just a guess.

    July 24, 2009 6:47 AM

    TechnoBabe
    said…

    Never heard that one before. I like it. Would it be all right with you
    if I use that story in a post some day? I enjoyed looking around your
    blog.

    July 24, 2009 7:19 AM

    Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)
    said…

    You are not alone…just so you know! ;)I loved that little
    story about the hundred dollar bill – like Tammy Howard said, what an
    awesome friend that was – and you are awesome for passing it along! :)Hope you have a great weekend – and are free of being pooped and peed on… 😉 ((HUGZ!))

    July 24, 2009 7:40 AM

    Alicia W.
    said…

    I would be green if I were pooped and peed on, lol. Great post

    July 24, 2009 7:41 AM

    brainella
    said…

    Love that story about the $100 bill. Awesome. :-)Don’t feel sad, feel glad. Tis Friday! I’ve been having a crappy July and I’m hoping it will get better any time now… 🙂

    July 24, 2009 7:55 AM

    Nori D
    said…

    I feel blue too…I love that about the hundred dollar bill. But I’ve been stepped on so much, I think Im worth a zillion lmao.

    July 24, 2009 8:25 AM

    Pink Peony
    said…

    Yea we all go through that. Summers in Tucson nearly kill me every year.
    But, I come back around again. I posted something kinda funny today on
    my blog that might cheer you up. :)Do you have a facebook? Under the
    sheets-shh , and that girl’s blog and I are all on there 🙂

    July 24, 2009 8:50 AM

    blueviolet
    said…

    Who knew such words of wisdom could be found in Taco Bell? That’s awesome!

    July 24, 2009 10:56 AM

    Wonderful World of Weiners
    said…

    Awesome story. And great reminder that we are all AWESOME in our own way.Hallie

    July 24, 2009 11:22 AM

    Michelle
    said…

    I love the juxtaposition of the being peed and pooped on and then the
    next thought that the universe is conspiring to make you happy. Great
    juxtaposition. Cracks me up!

    July 24, 2009 1:24 PM

    Crystal
    said…

    Visiting from Stacy (Random Cool Chick) – great post! I’ve been peed
    and pooped on too many times to count. Wonderful outlook on the
    Universe too!Also read a few of your other posts – they are
    funny! I’m not near as ‘green’ as I should be – we recycle, that’s about
    it. And I drive a gas-guzzling SUV – I got 4 kids with another on the
    way – that’s my justification until they come up with a Prius that seats
    8. 😉

    July 24, 2009 2:10 PM

    4 Lettre Words
    said…

    What a great Taco Bell moment!Hope you have an awesome weekend!!

    July 24, 2009 7:03 PM

    Jenners
    said…

    What an awesome conversation to overhear!!!

    July 24, 2009 8:14 PM

    michelle
    said…

    I got peed on first thing Monday morning. At work. It wasn’t even pee that’s related to me. Good thing cotton dries quickly.

    July 24, 2009 8:32 PM

    Helen McGinn
    said…

    That made me tear up!….Thanks for sharing. xx

    July 25, 2009 2:56 AM

    Yaya
    said…

    Yeah, I’m totally in a blah-funk lately.

    July 25, 2009 12:40 PM

    Melissa
    said…

    That is awesome about the hundred dollar bill. Definitely going to have to remember that one. :)Thanks for stopping by!

    July 25, 2009 3:08 PM

    Stacey
    said…

    That’s one that I will have to write down. So glad I found your blog. Thanks for visiting mine. 🙂

    July 26, 2009 11:07 PM

    sarah m
    said…

    Love that hundred dollar bill story!Sorry about the pee and poop.

    July 27, 2009 7:37 AM

    Mrs4444
    said…

    I’m sorry-It must be the late hour, but when I read that about the $100
    metaphor, I thought you were going to say somebody didn’t want to eat a
    taco that had fallen on the floor, LOL! I think those rocking the baby days are why I look forward to being a grandma (some day!) So precious, those moments.

    July 27, 2009 10:39 PM

    angelcel
    said…

    Whoever that person was they should be something like a counsellor or lay-preacher. What a lovely story.Re
    the mood you’re in, I sometimes wonder if there is such a thing as a
    kind of zeitgeist going on because I get times when I’m feeling less
    than pukka and then I start noticing others saying the same. It’s like
    there is a collective empathy going on.

    July 29, 2009 4:47 AM

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