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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

December 2, 2010 Claudya Martinez

Fragmented Fridays

Guess who has a voice over audition? Me! Yup. I haven’t been on an audition in what feels like forever. I’m looking forward to it. It will be a chance to be a tiny bit creative and remember that I am an actor even though I haven’t been acting lately.

Do doctors stop being doctors when they no longer practice medicine?

Did you know that my husband, Unknown Papi, was born and raised in Hawaii? On our first Christmas together he shared the following song with me and I love it!

Twelve Days of Christmas
Pidgin lyrics by Eaton Bob Magoon, Jr., Edward Kenny, Gordon N. Phelps
Numbah one day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah two day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
2 coconuts and
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah three day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
3 dried squid
2 coconuts and
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah four day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
4 flower leis,
3 dried squid
2 coconuts and
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah five day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
5 big fat pigs
4 flower leis
3 dried squid,
2 coconuts and
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah six day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
6 hula lessons,
(continue 5 4 3 2)
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah seven day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
7 shrimps a swimming
(continue 6 5 4 3 2)
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah eight day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
8 ukuleles,
(continue 7 6 5 4 3 2)
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah nine day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
9 pounds of poi
(continue 8 7 6 5 4 3 2)
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah ten day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
10 cans of beer
(continue 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2)
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah eleven day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
11 missionaries
(continue 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2)
One mynah bird in one papaya tree
Numbah twelve day of Christmas
My tutu gave to me
12 televisions
(continue 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1)

Here’s a Friday Fortune Cookie for you (don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):

He who laughs last is laughing at you.

(maybe I’ll make this Friday Fortune Cookie thing a regular feature…what do you think?)


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  1. blankHilary says

    December 3, 2010 at 3:39 am

    Cute version of the 12 Days. Good luck on your audition. I hope you get it!

    Reply
  2. blankDwmatty says

    December 3, 2010 at 3:48 am

    Now that’s tropic version if I ever heard one.

    Reply
  3. blankJeanie says

    December 3, 2010 at 3:51 am

    I hope your audtion goes well and you get the part.
    The song is very cute and very tropical.

    Reply
  4. blanklisleman says

    December 3, 2010 at 3:59 am

    you do the “in bed” thing too. That’s usually much more fun.
    Thanks for the 12 Hawaiian days – It appears the author may have lost enthusiasm or ideas about number 10.
    What would you do with 11 missionaries but I guess I would not know what to do with 11 pipers piping but I do have a leak that could use 11 plumbers piping.

    Reply
  5. blankEva Gallant says

    December 3, 2010 at 4:26 am

    Love the song; fortune cookie idea is good.

    Reply
  6. blankKimberly says

    December 3, 2010 at 5:02 am

    that song is great! my mom lives in hawaii and i love listening to pidgin!
    Good luck with the audition!

    Reply
  7. blankAnonymous says

    December 3, 2010 at 5:09 am

    This post made me want to spend Christmas in the islands. Good luck at the audition!

    Reply
  8. blankCheryl says

    December 3, 2010 at 5:12 am

    I like your Christmas song! Very cool, but what does one do with that many missionaries?

    Knock ’em dead at the audition!

    Have a blessed Holiday Season!

    Reply
  9. blankAnonymous says

    December 3, 2010 at 5:19 am

    I love the song, and the fortune cookie!

    Reply
  10. blankCoby says

    December 3, 2010 at 5:24 am

    Congratulations on your audition!!!

    Love the 12 days of Christmas song – hilarious!

    Reply
  11. blankbetty says

    December 3, 2010 at 6:02 am

    good luck with the audition! sounds exciting!

    betty

    Reply
  12. blankAnonymous says

    December 3, 2010 at 6:03 am

    Very cute song! Break a leg on your audition!

    Reply
  13. blankmimbles says

    December 3, 2010 at 6:46 am

    Congrats on the audition and good luck (or should that be break a leg? it doesn’t seem to work for a voice over…)

    I rather suspect doctors never stop being doctors. I do know teachers never stop being teachers – I have a whole bunch of them among my relatives, including my mum and retirement doesn’t seem to tone down the teacheriness at all 🙂

    Reply
  14. blankOcean Girl says

    December 3, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Howdy Ms Unknown Mami 🙂

    Papi must be cute singing the song to you. All the best in your audition. My son told me that George Lucas had trouble getting funding for Star Wars until 20th Century Fox finally and reluctantly accepted it.

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      December 5, 2010 at 12:32 am

      Hey! So nice to hear from you. I hope you are doing well. As always, I am sending positive thoughts to you and your family.

      Visit me at: http://www.unknownmami.com.

      Reply
  15. blankFrau says

    December 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Congrats on audition I hope you get it! Love Papi version of 12 days of Christmas its awesome! Have a wonderful weekend!

    Reply
  16. blankbrainella says

    December 3, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Have you ever heard the 12 Days of Christmas by Bob & Doug McKenzie? Always makes me smile.

    Reply
  17. blankGina says

    December 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    I love that song!
    Good luck on your audition!

    Reply
  18. blankAudrey says

    December 3, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Good luck on the audition & what a cute song.

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      December 3, 2010 at 7:24 pm

      Thank you! Hope you and Peter are well.

      Reply
  19. blankTettelestai says

    December 3, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    i wish you the best for your audiiton!!! how exciting!! maybe i will get to say “hey, i actually read her blog” sometime, right??

    i like the hawaii 12 days of christmas, i need to copy that and send it to my hubby’s fam. they lived in hawaii for a couple years when hubby was little bitty.

    thank you for stopping by my ‘place’ we do love christmas, hope your season is wonderful!!! good luck on the huge tree!!

    Reply
  20. blankQandleQueen says

    December 3, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Yes, keep the fortune cookie! And thank you for the new song!

    Reply
  21. blankTina says

    December 3, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    Hello there lovely!
    1.) I love that little Hawaiian version of 12 days!
    2.) I know you will nail this auditon
    3.) I always enjoy an opportunity for a dirty fortune cookie, sooo bring it!
    4.) I read your post before this about the young couple and it made my heart go pitter-pat…you da bomb.
    Hope your weekend is swell girl!
    Best,
    Tina

    Reply
  22. blankrebecca says

    December 3, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    If you make the audition will you post the commercial?

    Reply
  23. blankLori says

    December 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    I hope you get the part! Cute version of the song…might have to sing it with my little’s…fortune cookies words are so much better when you …in bed to the end. Happy Friday!

    Reply
  24. blankJen G. says

    December 3, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    omg, you make me crack up. LMAO! good for you on the voice over job. hope you and the lil one are doing ok, did you make an online name for her yet?

    Reply
  25. blankTtownsend says

    December 3, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Yeah for Mami! And I love the fortune cookie.

    Reply
  26. blankdina@4lettrewords says

    December 3, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    That song is awesome! Now the marriage makes total since.

    Reply
  27. blankKristin_The_Goat says

    December 3, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    I almost put the fortune cookie fortune that I received yesterday in my Friday Fragments LOL Instead I put it on my Facebook status. The 12 days of Christmas song was funny – but I got a bigger laugh that beer was in the mix.
    fingers crossed for you 🙂

    Reply
  28. blankKori says

    December 3, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    I like the fortune cookie one the best; it made me laugh (after I added the ‘in bed’ part, of course). Congrats on getting voice audition, too! Way cool.

    Reply
  29. blankJoanna Jenkins says

    December 4, 2010 at 5:46 am

    Break a leg at the audition!

    What a great song, huh? It made me smile.

    Have a fab weekend! jj

    Reply
  30. blankLady Fi says

    December 4, 2010 at 6:01 am

    That song is brilliant!

    Reply
    • blankCynthia says

      December 5, 2010 at 2:17 am

      Exacto! It is brilliant 🙂

      Reply
      • blankunknownmami says

        December 5, 2010 at 2:19 am

        Wait for it… I have the Chicano version that myself and another blogger wrote coming up soon.

        Reply
  31. blankMrs4444 says

    December 4, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    LOVE the “in bed” reference; that was awesome.

    The poem/song is sweet.

    Knock ’em dead in your audition! I would love to hear that if you put it in a format I can listen to.

    Reply
  32. blankMiMi says

    December 4, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Yes! I love fortune cookies, and I always add “in bed” to the end because I’m way mature!
    Congrats on the audition!

    Reply
  33. blankAnonymous says

    December 5, 2010 at 1:44 am

    That song is so different. Actually it’s fun seeing it like that! Hooray for the audition, break a leg!

    Reply
  34. blankMyyasaad says

    December 5, 2010 at 3:10 am

    YAY for the audition!!! Good luck to you 🙂
    I think the Friday fortune cookie thing is adorable. Does this mean that you get to eat Chinese EVERY Friday? If so, I am SUPPPAH jealous!

    Reply
  35. blankAnonymous says

    December 5, 2010 at 4:57 am

    I always thought it was, “He who lasts laughs didn’t get the joke”, lol.

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      December 5, 2010 at 5:03 am

      Oh, I like your version!

      Reply
  36. blankSandra says

    December 5, 2010 at 5:00 am

    An audition for a voice over? How does that happen? Well good luck and can’t wait to hear how it goes.
    As for the doctor fragment: I have no idea. I do know some shouldn’t even be practicing even though they are doctors…and that’s all I gots to say about that!

    Reply
  37. blankAnonymous says

    December 5, 2010 at 5:04 am

    I hope your audition goes well and you knock it out of the park! : )
    I love that fortune. In bed, or out!

    Reply
  38. blankSuziCate says

    December 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    That song is priceless! Congrats on your audition, hope it goes well.

    Reply
  39. blankAnonymous says

    December 5, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Loved this! 🙂

    Reply
  40. blankChris H says

    December 5, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    OOO good luck with the audition… and the song is very cute!

    Reply
  41. blankClassic NYer says

    December 6, 2010 at 12:44 am

    Hey! I am not funny in bed! Grr!

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      December 7, 2010 at 1:34 am

      Maybe not, but funny things happen to you in bed.

      Reply
  42. blankMarlaahansen says

    December 15, 2010 at 11:33 am

    LOVE the song!!! We may have to sing it this year.

    Reply
  43. blankMarlaahansen says

    December 15, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Oh…..how did the audition go? Was it fun?

    Reply

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