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December 2, 2016 Claudya Martinez

The Flying Chancla Report: Jennifer Lopez Has a Black Eye, But She Ain’t Mad

The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! Another week, another chanclazo coming at you from me and my flying chancla. 

Speaking of chanclazos it looks like Jennifer Lopez got a chanclazo in the eye. Ouch! 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNdHjdTgTYO/

¿Que pasó? Did she get all contestona with her mom and pay the chanclazo consequences? Naw, she wasn’t hit by anyone. It happened on the job.

Did you read the caption? It says: 

Sometimes work can be rough…lol #shiner #blackeye #sufferforyourart#youshouldseetheotherguy #justkidding #nobodyhitme #imalovernotafighter #immafightertoo #youcantputmeinaboxbaby #okimdonewiththehashtags

ALSO READ: Jennifer Lopez Dramatically Reading ‘Baby Got Back’ Is Officially EVERYTHING

So this happened while she was filming on the set of “Shades of Blue,” which got picked up for a second season. Pobrecita! My chancla and I think that after this little incident the show should change its name to “Shades of Black and Blue” for obvious reasons. 

How awesome is it that JLo is willing to share un-glam selfie pics? I mean I guess I would too if I looked as good as she does with a black eye. I can’t even manage to look good in smokey eye makeup. 

You think she’ll put some Vicks on it to make it better? I’m kidding. Please JLo, do not put Vicks on that close to your eyeballs. 

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  1. LL COOL JOE says

    December 4, 2016 at 2:14 am

    Doesn’t Jennifer look amazing for her age too? Even with a black eye.

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    • blankClaudya Martinez says

      December 4, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      She always looks incredible. How the heck are you?! So nice to “hear” from you.

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      • blankLL COOL JOE says

        December 4, 2016 at 1:48 pm

        Well I’m still alive, got some tough stuff going on at home but still hanging on in there. I hope you are doing okay, and get well soon!

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