One of the hazards of living with small children is that you end up with stuff on your clothes that you really don’t want on your clothes. Most of the time it’s one of the 3 P’s: pee, poo, or puke, but sometimes the kids throw in something unexpected just to keep you on your toes. Sometimes you’ll end up with marker or paint stains on you. Or stickers. Stickers are big with Put Pie and they are sneaky because they can stick in very unexpected places.
The worst is when you are completely unaware that you even have anything on you until after you leave the house.
Now Unknown Papi has a very nice ass, but I’m not so sure he would want to walk around broadcasting it to anyone that’s looking.
Part of me really wanted to let him leave the house like that because it would have made me laugh so hard, but then I remembered that he’s a Scorpio and payback’s a bitch.
Tara R. says
Are we sure Put Pie planted that sticker and not Mami? That is too funny.
Classic NYer says
Are we sure he didn’t plant it here himself to impress Mami?
Jeanie says
It looks like Put Pie has a great sense of humor.
tracismixedbag says
he he he It’s funny how things like this happen.
Evonne says
Too funny! I had a sticker on my pants the other day. I didn’t realize it until another parent pointed it out at school pick-up. Oops!
Katharine says
LOL! Thanks for my laugh today!
LL Cool Joe says
It could have been worse, it could have said “Bite me!”
MoMo says
LOVE it!
oceangirl says
Oh wow 🙂 I really love how you described the 3 Ps.
Eva Gallant says
That is too funny. I confess, I probably would have let him leave the house sporting the sticker, ’cause that’s how I roll.
auntof14 says
That would have been hilarious!!!! You’re such a good wife 🙂
Christina Continelli says
That’s hilarious 🙂
Bmanousos7 says
funny!
i love the little put pie!!
Anonymous says
This is hilarious!
Cyndy DysFUNctional Mom says
That is the most awesome thing I’ve seen all day!
toi says
Too fun! Can you image if you let him out with that sticker. On the tube people would be looking at Papi and he would be smiling back thinking Oh Wow, I am getting more attention today, unknown to him is all thanks to Put Pie and her sneaky sticker :)!
Anonymous says
LOL!
Blueviolet says
Put Pie must keep you laughing and laughing and laughing!
Vidya Sury says
Ah, this is so been there, done that for me 🙂 My son Vidur, when he was three, would insist on sticking all those glitter tattoos on my forearm and when there was no more space, would move to the upper arm. The damn things wouldn’t wash off easily you know? And I would end up going to work, kind of semi-formally dressed, with these on full display. I mean, height of summer and full-sleeved tops weren’t practical – not all the time, anyway. Sigh. Why did I let him, you might ask? You’ll have to ask my Mom, coz she’d encourage him 🙂 and then we’d all end up laughing so hard. Oh well, my colleagues thought I was very “cool” ;-). And these tattoos are only one of those things. Good for him am not a Scorp, no?
lisleman says
The placement could have been worse. Put Pie had fun with it, I imagine. One Thanksgiving not too many years ago the younger nieces and nephews got a roll of blank stickers and wrote all types of stuff for the aunts and uncles to wear.
Kimberly says
I frickin’ love this! That is a great story and so stinking cute!
Lady Fi says
That’s hilarious! Love that sticker…
Sheila Burke says
hahahahaha, that’s cute… and MUCH better than a Lego in the bottom of the foot in the middle of the night! LOL
Ttownsend says
That is so funny!!! I would have left it. 🙂
Texwisgirl says
LOL!
Lauriematherne says
Muy bien, Put Pie! I used to LOVE planting stickers on my mom’s backside, especially if she was wearing her trendy pantsuits of the 70s. I eventually was banned from trips with her to the grocery store. I loved to use stickers from the produce aisle like butt roast, extra fresh, or USDA approved. Poor lady. She attracted a lot of unwanted attention.
Lindsay Advincula says
LOL that’s so funny! Just last night we were out to dinner with some friends and my son was playing with stickers and sticking them everywhere. We get home and come to find out, I have some stickers on the back of my leather jacket. I had no idea! LOL.
Mrs4444 says
Oh, bummer. I was so hoping you let him go out like that 🙂
Patricia Torres says
super cute! truly wow!!
Hindi SMS says
hahgahaha