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By Claudya

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October 5, 2011 Claudya Martinez

Oh Wow!

One of the hazards of living with small children is that you end up with stuff on your clothes that you really don’t want on your clothes. Most of the time it’s one of the 3 P’s: pee, poo, or puke, but sometimes the kids throw in something unexpected just to keep you on your toes. Sometimes you’ll end up with marker or paint stains on you. Or stickers. Stickers are big with Put Pie and they are sneaky because they can stick in very unexpected places.

The worst is when you are completely unaware that you even have anything on you until after you leave the house.

Now Unknown Papi has a very nice ass, but I’m not so sure he would want to walk around broadcasting it to anyone that’s looking.

Part of me really wanted to let him leave the house like that because it would have made me laugh so hard, but then I remembered that he’s a Scorpio and payback’s a bitch.

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  1. blankTara R. says

    October 5, 2011 at 6:12 am

    Are we sure Put Pie planted that sticker and not Mami? That is too funny. 

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    • blankClassic NYer says

      October 5, 2011 at 5:17 pm

      Are we sure he didn’t plant it here himself to impress Mami?

      Reply
  2. blankJeanie says

    October 5, 2011 at 6:29 am

    It looks like Put Pie has a great sense of humor.

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  3. blanktracismixedbag says

    October 5, 2011 at 6:43 am

    he he he It’s funny how things like this happen.

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  4. blankEvonne says

    October 5, 2011 at 6:49 am

    Too funny!  I had a sticker on my pants the other day.  I didn’t realize it until another parent pointed it out at school pick-up.  Oops!

    Reply
  5. blankKatharine says

    October 5, 2011 at 6:57 am

    LOL! Thanks for my laugh today!

    Reply
  6. blankLL Cool Joe says

    October 5, 2011 at 7:30 am

    It could have been worse, it could have said “Bite me!”

    Reply
  7. blankMoMo says

    October 5, 2011 at 7:31 am

    LOVE it!

    Reply
  8. blankoceangirl says

    October 5, 2011 at 7:41 am

    Oh wow 🙂  I really love how you described the 3 Ps.

    Reply
  9. blankEva Gallant says

    October 5, 2011 at 7:45 am

    That is too funny.  I confess, I probably would have let him leave the house sporting the sticker, ’cause that’s how I roll.

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  10. blankauntof14 says

    October 5, 2011 at 7:58 am

    That would have been hilarious!!!! You’re such a good wife 🙂

    Reply
  11. blankChristina Continelli says

    October 5, 2011 at 8:17 am

    That’s hilarious 🙂

    Reply
  12. blankBmanousos7 says

    October 5, 2011 at 8:45 am

    funny! 
    i love the little put pie!!

    Reply
  13. blankAnonymous says

    October 5, 2011 at 8:55 am

    This is hilarious!

    Reply
  14. blankCyndy DysFUNctional Mom says

    October 5, 2011 at 9:46 am

    That is the most awesome thing I’ve seen all day!

    Reply
  15. blanktoi says

    October 5, 2011 at 10:55 am

    Too fun! Can you image if you let him out with that sticker. On the tube people would be looking at Papi and he would be smiling back thinking Oh Wow, I am getting more attention today, unknown to him is all thanks to Put Pie and her sneaky sticker :)!

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  16. blankAnonymous says

    October 5, 2011 at 11:17 am

    LOL!

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  17. blankBlueviolet says

    October 5, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Put Pie must keep you laughing and laughing and laughing!

    Reply
  18. blankVidya Sury says

    October 5, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Ah, this is so been there, done that for me 🙂 My son Vidur, when he was three, would insist on sticking all those glitter tattoos on my forearm and when there was no more space, would move to the upper arm. The damn things wouldn’t wash off easily you know? And I would end up going to work, kind of semi-formally dressed, with these on full display. I mean, height of summer and full-sleeved tops weren’t practical – not all the time, anyway. Sigh. Why did I let him, you might ask? You’ll have to ask my Mom, coz she’d encourage him 🙂 and then we’d all end up laughing so hard. Oh well, my colleagues thought I was very “cool” ;-). And these tattoos are only one of those things. Good for him am not a Scorp, no?

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  19. blanklisleman says

    October 5, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    The placement could have been worse.  Put Pie had fun with it, I imagine.  One Thanksgiving  not too many years ago the younger nieces and nephews got a roll of blank stickers and wrote all types of stuff for the aunts and uncles to wear.

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  20. blankKimberly says

    October 5, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    I frickin’ love this!  That is a great story and so stinking cute!

    Reply
  21. blankLady Fi says

    October 5, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    That’s hilarious! Love that sticker…

    Reply
  22. blankSheila Burke says

    October 6, 2011 at 2:29 am

    hahahahaha, that’s cute… and MUCH better than a Lego in the bottom of the foot in the middle of the night!  LOL

    Reply
  23. blankTtownsend says

    October 6, 2011 at 4:41 am

    That is so funny!!! I would have left it. 🙂

    Reply
  24. blankTexwisgirl says

    October 6, 2011 at 10:11 am

    LOL!

    Reply
  25. blankLauriematherne says

    October 6, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    Muy bien, Put Pie! I used to LOVE planting stickers on my mom’s backside, especially if she was wearing her trendy pantsuits of the 70s. I eventually was banned from trips with her to the grocery store. I loved to use stickers from the produce aisle like butt roast, extra fresh, or USDA approved. Poor lady. She attracted a lot of unwanted attention. 

    Reply
  26. blankLindsay Advincula says

    October 7, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    LOL that’s so funny! Just last night we were out to dinner with some friends and my son was playing with stickers and sticking them everywhere. We get home and come to find out, I have some stickers on the back of my leather jacket. I had no idea! LOL.

    Reply
  27. blankMrs4444 says

    October 8, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    Oh, bummer. I was so hoping you let him go out like that 🙂

    Reply
  28. blankPatricia Torres says

    October 10, 2011 at 9:47 am

    super cute! truly wow!! 

    Reply
  29. blankHindi SMS says

    February 18, 2012 at 4:38 am

    hahgahaha

    Reply

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