Is there such a thing as clean coal? I just can’t seem to wrap my mind around that concept.
I wanted to share Jimmy Kimmel’s most recent prank challenge about getting kids horrible back to school outfits, but the video has been pulled from Hulu and Youtube. Why?
What happened to my brain? I used to have excellent memory skills and then I had kids. Does memory pass with the placenta?
It’s 2012, why don’t I have a jetpack yet?! I was promised a jetpack by movies and cartoons. I feel cheated.
Why don’t all children’s toys that make sound come with a volume control? Are toy manufactures trying to drive me crazy?
Do you have any answers for me? If not, just feel free to ask more questions.
And now your Friday Fortune Cookie
(don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):
Don’t be afraid to ask questions.
Hosted by Mrs. 4444
Angel Shrout says
The memory part. They call it afterbirth and placenta I swear it is brain matter period. I heard about the Jimmy Fallon thing and think what parent would do that to their child on purpose.
unknownmami says
Probably me. I’m a sucker for practical jokes. There was one little girl who was featured that was just wonderful. When she was told they did it because of Jimmy Kimmel she responded, “Who the heck is Jimmy Kimmel?” Then she added, “I hate Jimmy Kimmel!”
Jeanie says
No answers, but my question is why children’s toys have to be packaged in a way that you need tools to get them open.
unknownmami says
That is the worst. You can’t open them right away because you have to go get heavy artillery.
oceangirl says
No answers, no questions. Sad. Happy Friday Mami.
unknownmami says
Hugs!
Auntnikki12 says
Well, your question did make me wonder… do those mothers who eat the placentas have better memory?
unknownmami says
Ha! Maybe that’s why they say eating placenta is so good for you. I couldn’t even look at my placenta when I was offered a peek. No thank you.
viridian61 says
All children’s toys are loud. I am glad some come with an off switch. happy Friday!
lisleman says
Questions and offer to ask more – this is great. I could do a whole post here.
My answers:
I don’t buy into the “clean” part of coal
lawyers and money (oh add guns and you could send that package to me – sorry song interrupt)
just more to worry/think about
lawyers and money (common problem)
money – extra component cost
My question – Could I learn Spanish by watching Shakira on youtube?
unknownmami says
No but you could learn to shake your hips like a moneymaker.
lisleman says
I thought that might be the answer. darn
deborahpucci says
Jimmy Kimmel is a pretty funny guy. I wish him luck with his new time frame!
Lindsay Advincula says
I totally feel you on the memory part!! It’s like it was sucked out of my brain once I was pregnant!! LOL!
Eva Gallant says
For some questions there just aren’t any answers!
Pam says
Why, yes. The memory does get less with each birth. I think…LOL
Keetha says
Very fun questions, and since I presume they are mostly rhetorical, I shall forbear to answer.
Here’s my question for you: How does your brain, even lacking memory, come UP with these fun things?
unknownmami says
In this case, I was sitting with the laptop while watching the Democratic convention trying to write a post, but I had nothing to write about. Then the President said, “clean coal” and that sounded like an oxymoron so I had to go look it up and that became the start of my post. Since it was a question, I decided to just keep asking some.
My Inner Chick says
Yes. the toy company want to drive you craaazy.
the idiot/ dorks propably sit back and laugh their asses off when they market this stuff!! xx
unknownmami says
Pure evil I tell you!
Rita Stebbing says
Golly! Where have I been hiding that I did not know I could blame my kids for my bad memory. Heck, I thought I got it from my parents. Should I go apologize to my mother?
Laurie Matherne says
Why do I need to pee while stuck in traffic but never feel the need for hours at a time beforehand at work?
Singlemominthesouth says
Oh My! I saw that video and I laughed so hard, I cried! I hadn’t heard it had been pulled.
AutismWonderland says
I have no answers…but I have more questions.
Why don’t all toys have an on/off switch?
Why hasn’t Johnny Depp found me and wisked me away to a private island?
Why do I have fight every morning to wake Norrin up but on Sat & Sun he’s up before dawn?
oceangirl says
Hi Mami, I had been scattered in my blogging. I am taking in my blog private to take a real break. A break, not a break up:) And hope to see you again soon. My best always.
unknownmami says
Thank you for telling me because I ALWAYS worry about you when you disappear. Let me know when (if) you are ready to come back.
Indigo Roth says
Yeah, the jetpack! Five minute trip to work.
Chris H says
No answers Chick! I also wonder where my jetpack is!
actingbalanced says
I share your brain leakage concerns… I think it has something to do with our mommy schedules…
Emmymom says
Yes and where are our flying cars?? Seriously we got ripped off!