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By Claudya

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September 7, 2012 Claudya Martinez

Questions (Fragmented Fridays)

Questions-unknownmami

Is there such a thing as clean coal? I just can’t seem to wrap my mind around that concept.

I wanted to share Jimmy Kimmel’s most recent prank challenge about getting kids horrible back to school outfits, but the video has been pulled from Hulu and Youtube. Why?

What happened to my brain? I used to have excellent memory skills and then I had kids. Does memory pass with the placenta?

It’s 2012, why don’t I have a jetpack yet?! I was promised a jetpack by movies and cartoons. I feel cheated.

Why don’t all children’s toys that make sound come with a volume control? Are toy manufactures trying to drive me crazy?

Do you have any answers for me? If not, just feel free to ask more questions.

 

And now your Friday Fortune Cookie
(don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):


Don’t be afraid to ask questions.


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  1. blankAngel Shrout says

    September 7, 2012 at 6:42 am

    The memory part. They call it afterbirth and placenta I swear it is brain matter period. I heard about the Jimmy Fallon thing and think what parent would do that to their child on purpose. 

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 7, 2012 at 8:00 am

      Probably me. I’m a sucker for practical jokes. There was one little girl who was featured that was just wonderful. When she was told they did it because of Jimmy Kimmel she responded, “Who the heck is Jimmy Kimmel?” Then she added, “I hate Jimmy Kimmel!”

      Reply
  2. blankJeanie says

    September 7, 2012 at 6:48 am

    No answers, but my question is why children’s toys have to be packaged in a way that you need tools to get them open.

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 7, 2012 at 7:56 am

      That is the worst. You can’t open them right away because you have to go get heavy artillery.

      Reply
  3. blankoceangirl says

    September 7, 2012 at 8:13 am

    No answers, no questions.  Sad.  Happy Friday Mami.

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

      Hugs!

      Reply
  4. blankAuntnikki12 says

    September 7, 2012 at 8:19 am

    Well, your question did make me wonder… do those mothers who eat the placentas have better memory?

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

      Ha! Maybe that’s why they say eating placenta is so good for you. I couldn’t even look at my placenta when I was offered a peek. No thank you.

      Reply
  5. blankviridian61 says

    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    All children’s toys are loud.  I am glad some come with an off switch.  happy Friday!

    Reply
  6. blanklisleman says

    September 7, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Questions and offer to ask more – this is great.  I could do a whole post here.
    My answers:
    I don’t buy into the “clean” part of coal
    lawyers and money  (oh add guns and you could send that package to me – sorry song  interrupt)
    just more to worry/think about
    lawyers and money (common problem)
    money – extra component cost

    My question – Could I learn Spanish by watching Shakira on youtube?

     

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 7, 2012 at 10:22 am

       No but you could learn to shake your hips like a moneymaker.

      Reply
      • blanklisleman says

        September 7, 2012 at 11:34 am

         I thought that might be the answer.  darn

        Reply
  7. blankdeborahpucci says

    September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Jimmy Kimmel is a pretty funny guy. I wish him luck with his new time frame!

    Reply
  8. blankLindsay Advincula says

    September 7, 2012 at 10:24 am

    I totally feel you on the memory part!! It’s like it was sucked out of my brain once I was pregnant!! LOL!

    Reply
  9. blankEva Gallant says

    September 7, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    For some questions there just aren’t any answers!

    Reply
  10. blankPam says

    September 7, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Why, yes. The memory does get less with each birth. I think…LOL

    Reply
  11. blankKeetha says

    September 7, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Very fun questions, and since I presume they are mostly rhetorical, I shall forbear to answer.

    Here’s my question for you:  How does your brain, even lacking memory, come UP with these fun things?

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 7, 2012 at 5:24 pm

      In this case, I was sitting with the laptop while watching the Democratic convention trying to write a post, but I had nothing to write about. Then the President said, “clean coal” and that sounded like an oxymoron so I had to go look it up and that became the start of my post. Since it was a question, I decided to just keep asking some.

      Reply
  12. blankMy Inner Chick says

    September 7, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Yes.  the toy company want to drive you craaazy.

    the idiot/ dorks propably sit back and laugh their asses off when they market this stuff!!  xx

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 7, 2012 at 5:47 pm

      Pure evil I tell you!

      Reply
  13. blankRita Stebbing says

    September 7, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    Golly!  Where have I been hiding that I did not know I could blame my kids for my bad memory.  Heck, I thought I got it from my parents.  Should I go apologize to my mother?

    Reply
  14. blankLaurie Matherne says

    September 8, 2012 at 12:55 am

    Why do I need to pee while stuck in traffic but never feel the need for hours at a time beforehand at work?

    Reply
  15. blankSinglemominthesouth says

    September 8, 2012 at 4:27 am

    Oh My! I saw that video and I laughed so hard, I cried! I hadn’t heard it had been pulled.

    Reply
  16. blankAutismWonderland says

    September 8, 2012 at 5:38 am

    I have no answers…but I have more questions. 

    Why don’t all toys have an on/off switch? 

    Why hasn’t Johnny Depp found me and wisked me away to a private island? 

    Why do I have fight every morning to wake Norrin up but on Sat & Sun he’s up before dawn? 

    Reply
  17. blankoceangirl says

    September 8, 2012 at 8:06 am

    Hi Mami, I had been scattered in my blogging.  I am taking in my blog private to take a real break.  A break, not a break up:)  And hope to see you again soon.  My best always. 

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 8, 2012 at 10:45 am

      Thank you for telling me because I ALWAYS worry about you when you disappear. Let me know when (if) you are ready to come back.

      Reply
  18. blankIndigo Roth says

    September 8, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Yeah, the jetpack! Five minute trip to work.

    Reply
  19. blankChris H says

    September 8, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    No answers Chick!  I also wonder where my jetpack is!

    Reply
  20. blankactingbalanced says

    September 8, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    I share your brain leakage concerns… I think it has something to do with our mommy schedules… 

    Reply
  21. blankEmmymom says

    September 10, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Yes and where are our flying cars??  Seriously we got ripped off! 

    Reply

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