Hola Chulas y Chulos! How are you guys? My chancla and I are doing well thank you very mucho. Today we wanna hit you with a some knowledge about Mexican life hacks that really should be used by everyone.
We feel that these skills must be passed on to non-Mexicans and to all future generations. Some are so useful that they’ve already made their way into usage by the general public and people will be all, “that’s not Mexican, I do that and I’m not Mexican.” Mmhmm, you can appropriate all you want, but let’s be real.
When you are eating real tacos, not the kind from Taco Bell, you can and should turn one taco into two.
Do not use chemicals to clean your grill, cebollas will get the job done and are all natural.
There are very few things that can’t be cured by a good massage or Vick’s Vaporub, of course.
DIY home alarms work just as well as the expensive ones gringos use.
Why buy bottled water when you can go straight to the source? Yes, manguera water probably came from some kind of spring at some point.
When going to the movies ALWAYS BYOC. Bring your own concessions.
A kitchen is not complete without a hand-powered blender.
Never waste space.
No can opener? No problem.
Be eco-friendly: reuse, reduce, recycle.
If you are not reusing cookie tins as sewing kits, you should be ashamed.
You can make just about anything fit into the trunk of your car.
Childcare in America is overpriced and a total scam.
If you want to be loved, don’t give out roses. Give out tamales.
That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!