It doesn’t matter if I have spam protection enabled in my email, somehow I still manage to receive emails for penis enlargement on a daily basis. It is exasperating! I don’t want a larger penis, I don’t even have a penis, and I am certainly not going to give my husband penis enlargement treatments for his birthday, Christmas, or Valentine’s Day (he’s fine, THANK YOU VERY MUCH)! Plus, I think these ads are sexist and insensitive, glorifying a large male appendage.
Do you think I should start spamming the spammers? Here’s the ad I’ve come up with:
Experience a LARGER VAGINA today! Stretch your vagina up to 3-inches without having to give birth.
Why settle for a small vagina when you could have a lovely spacious one? Do not get stuck with the smallest vagina on the block!
Why should men be the only ones to be proud of being bigger below the belt? It’s just not fair I tell you.
Well, I just think that's a double standard. Men are supposed to keep making theirs bigger and women are supposed to keep making theirs smaller? Eventually, they just won't work together anymore.
Oh my gosh, I am laughing hard over this!!! HA HA HA!!
I agree. I get those emails too and they're so ANNOYING. I also get a lot of emails as if I had posted a personal ad somewhere and they were responding to me. It's like wth?!
Yeah, the penis will be way too big for even a blowjob.
You can also add a small thing about how if the men are growing 30% larger per year that if you don't act now, your vagina will be too small to have sex again and we really don't want that now do we?
Brilliant! The bigger they are, the bigger we need to be. 😀 Ha!
LoL I thought large, spacious vaginas were frowned upon in western society . . . LoL!
Are they smiled upon elsewhere?
LoL I suppose not, huh? But you know how me and my people have an aversion
towards them . . . LoL 🙂
Maybe the spammers know something you don't?
I haven't received a penis enlargement spam in years. My spam seems to specialize in ways to get rich by giving account numbers to people from China and Nigeria.
I thought women were undergoing surgery to have a tighter, less stretchy one????
so where is the hyperlink? smiles.
AWEsome! I think you should add something about the analogy of throwing a hotdog down a hallway kind of thing. LOL!
Best,
Tina
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Ha ha! Mami you are too funny.
Who are these men buying all these penis enlargement products that the spam has been coming for years now? I think everyone who wants a larger penis has already bought the fake product.
Nothing better than a jumbo camel toe.
ROTFL! You crack me up! xx
I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say how much I enjoyed it. Thanks for your posts. I am now a follower here. I will be back. 🙂
Thank you for your kind words.
See, I never even thought of that perk!
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Also, if you make it big enough, then you can shelter homeless if you need to. Always thinkin.
Soooo funny as usual….no I dont want a penis enlargement either….!!
Bwahahahaha!!!
Are you calling my husband homeless?
“Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway”.
That is all.
Are there really women who give their husbands an enlargement for Valentine's Day?
You definitely got your clever on today.
You crack me up! I think it's perfect.
Oh trust me, that niche has been tapped! Wait, that might be too much information.
Hahahahahahaha! You are absolutely right. Equal opportunity for all enlargements 🙂
Love this.
jj
I think you just discovered an untapped niche market. LOL. too funny UM!
Shut up! I just blew snot out my nose from laughing so hard. 🙂 Yes! You should. I've received a lot of spam email in the last couple of weeks. I hate that.
I think you should start doing this STAT!
LOL! Excellent!
OMG LMAO! That is classic! I say Do it!
this reminds me of the vagina monologues I saw at my daughter's college. Does the guy's enlargement come with bigger balls too. I would think everything should stay proportional. Hey maybe I should start selling font enlargements to bloggers.
Holy Pap Smears!
I've been searching for a way to decrease the size of mine. Okay, I admit it, I made that up.
You know this is just what I needed to read tonight, you always make me laugh…I hate getting this stuff too. not that I have often. glad you are well and not letting this get you down. I am sure you have a book in you. take care.
not anymore he's not! 😉
you're too much, mami.
This reminds me of a funny standup routine actually… http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml…
LOL!
Women don't need any pills – age takes care of everything! 🙂
somehow i feel like this would end up at congress and such things would end up illegal. old, horny dudes would be all 'terror alert!”
I say we start a blogger campaign to SPAM THE SPAMMERS!
OMG!!! hahahhaha!! I get spam form some drug company!! everyday! 🙂
You know, I wish all that “enhancement” crap worked for the idiots who buy it. Imagine these lounge lizards with four feet of dong: no woman could take them, they'd keep stepping on them for some really major pain, and they'd need trousers with three legs. Maybe the spam would stop then.
Bwahahahaha!!! This is your funniest blog yet 😛 I think you should! I would love to hear their response… Got any good ones for the spammers sending me AARP ads? o_O
Linking to you today–love it!!
Ewwwww! I say go for it!