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By Claudya

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October 13, 2018 Claudya Martinez

Terrifying Images of Me and My Husband in the Morning

Can we all just be totally transparent and admit that the images we share of ourselves online tend to be the most flattering ones we have? It makes sense I suppose, but it does create a distorted sense of reality because in reality we do NOT always look our best. Nope, sometimes we look downright terrifying.

For example, I would like to pretend that my husband and I are always happily kissing the time away like this: 

 

 
 
 
 
 
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But nope, we just do that for pictures when I force him to. And you don’t even want to know what we’re like when we first wake up in the morning, but I’m going to show you anyway. 

This is me in the morning without any makeup: 

me without makeup

And this is my husband before he’s had a dose of caffeine: 

 

Like I said, downright TERRIFYING. Hey, we can’t all wake up looking like Beyoncé! 

OK, I’m kidding. The creatures pictured above are not me or my husband, but they look so much like us in the morning that I just had to share. Although, I have to say the witch has nicer skin than I do and her brow game is on point. 

San Francisco, CA

 
ALSO READ: 11 Things I Love About My Husband

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