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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

April 24, 2015 Claudya Martinez

The Flying Chancla Report

The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! It’s time for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. My chancla has flip flopped its way across the internet and come up with items you will give a flying chanclazo about. Ready?

  • You have got to check out this post of “9 Ridiculously Expensive ‘Mexican’ Items” because you will laugh your pompis off at what some people are willing to pay for a designer piñata purse and other such Mexican-esque nonsense. I mean look at this Charlotte Olympia Cross Body Piñata Purse and tell me if you would pay $1,295 for it!
    Charlotte Olympia Piñata Purse
  • There is an Instagram account called My Kid Can’t Eat This that I have simply fallen in love with. Basically it’s an account full of pictures of things that kids won’t eat for some ridiculous kid reason like the following:

    My kid can’t eat this because all of the intact crackers have been contaminated by the broken cracker and we’re out if Ritz. #MyKidCantEatThis

    A photo posted by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Apr 13, 2015 at 9:06am PDT

    I mean I don’t know about you, but I’m perfectly fine eating broken crackers or crackers that have touched broken crackers, but I’m pretty sure my kids would be horrified by the thought.

    ALSO READ: 11 ‘Shameful’ Things I’m Not Ashamed Of

    And you guys, this one right here has actually happened to me. My youngest Luna Pie has refused to eat string cheese because I opened it wrong.

    My kid can’t eat this because I opened it half an inch. Sorry. #MyKidCantEatThis

    A photo posted by My Kid Can’t Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Apr 13, 2015 at 9:05am PDT

  • My friend posted this hilariously true video, “13 Everyday Struggles of Busty Girls” on Facebook and she tagged me because she knew I would get it. So, so true. Every bit of it.

  • That same friend who posted the video is the friend who filmed me doing this video of things I find in my boobs…

That’s all my flying chancla has time for this week. Remember, spread love, not chanclazos!

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