The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! So happy to see you made it through the week. As a reward, why not sit back and enjoy your weekly dose of The Flying Chancla Report? My chancla has been busy chancleando through the internet to find things that you will give a flying chancla about. Check it out:

• Oh my goodness, how cute are Salma Hayek and her daughter Valentina Pinault in this picture? The picture was taken at the LA premier of the animated film Kahlil Gribran’s The Prophet. Hayek voices one of the main characters in the film. Can you believe that Valentina Paloma Pinault is almost 8 years old? Sheesh time flies!

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• Holy crap you guys! You know how sometimes your farts stink because they’re farts? Well, now there is is a line of clothing that will stop the offensive odor of your stink bombs from reaching the delicate noses of others. So if you are the kind that is known for silent, but deadly farts you will now be able to fart without anyone knowing at all. The line is called Shreddies and they make pajamas, jeans and chonies (that’s underwear). The garments come with a filtration system. Basically your toots are caught in “an activated carbon lining that absorbs all flatulence odors, they become trapped and neutralized by the cloth which is then reactivated after washing.” The future is here and it doesn’t stink!
• There’s spray paint, spray on deodorant, spray on tans so I guess I should have known that eventually there would be spray on condoms. Wait what?! Oh, yeah, a woman named Michele Chu has come up with a spray on condom. I can see this causing all kinds of problems. Imagine accidentally spraying your hair with spray on condom instead of hairspray. You are going to look like a total dickhead. Am I right? Check out the video below for more info on this spraytacular concept.

• One of youz chancleros sent me this item to share in this week’s The Flying Chancla Report and I love it. Jay Mohler who has an Etsy shop that sells ojos de dios has free downloadable PDF instructions so that you or I or anyone can make this awesome ojo de dios for ourselves. How cool is that?

  Image via Jay Mohler

And that my chancleros is todo for this week. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!