The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! I hope it has been a great week for you and even if it hasn’t well, it’s outta here anyway. As usual, my chancla has been flying around the internet to bring you items that you will give a flying chancla about. Hold on to your nalgas because we’ve got some smackers coming right up in this weeks The Flying Chancla Report.

• There is a post over on Latino Rebels called, “We Just Got Pitched Feliz Navidad Sweaters and They’re Ridiculously Racist.” Of course my chancla had to check it out and OH MY GATOS it did not disappoint. This is the sweater that they were being pitched:

  
  WHAT the WHAT?! I can see why the folks at Latino Rebels would consider this sweater a tad on the racist/sterotypical side. I can’t stop laughing at it because it is ridiculous. Check out the big black bigote on top of Santa’s usual beard.

  Now, I totally believed them that this was a for reals pitch and not one they made up just for poops and giggles, but my chancla and I had to go over and check out the website the above Mexican Santa sweater is supposedly from and son of a gun not only is the sweater for reals, it is being sold for $64.99 on SALE! Full price it is normally $69.99. Who is buying this stuff?

  I know it’s ugly, tacky and maybe not the most politically correct ugly Christmas sweater out there—is it weird that I really REALLY want to buy one for Donald Trump?

  ALSO READ: Tina Fey Cannot Name 20 Latinos Performers in 60 Seconds, Can You?

• Oye, oye! Speaking of Donald Trump, BuzzFeed posted this video they found by a 38-year-old Puerto Rican who totes hearts Donald Trump. It’s like a salsa ode to Donald the politico. I am not kidding you that I could not pick my jaw up off the ground when I watched it.

  This guy has never even voted before, but now he’s going to register just so he can vote for Trump. Wow. You know what KILLS me? That I am in no way shape or form a Trump supporter, but this stupid pro-Trump tune makes me wanna dance!

  ALSO READ: Time to Declare: ‘We’re All Mexican’

• If you’ve ever had an abuela trying to feed you, this video will resonate with you. So freakin’ funny!

That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!