It’s only a matter of time before I’m approached by Hollywood for the rights to develop a movie based on the story of my life. What?! You don’t think Hollywood is aching to make the movie of my life? Whatever, I believe in being prepared, so I’ve come up with some possible titles for my biopic…
- An Inconvenient Bladder
- Look Who Won’t Stop Talking?
- Middle-Aged Musical
- Nag Club
- Stand By Mami
- The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty Diapers
- The Nightmare Before Breastfeeding
- No Princess, But There’s Pee
- Give Me Spinal Tap
- Dawn of the Dead-Tired
These titles are appropriate for where I’m in my life now, which means Hollywood better hurry up and get in touch! Dial M for Mami!!!
What would be a good title for the movie of your life?
Thanks for the belly laugh, those are perfect titles….LOL!
“Pass Lisleman a left-over” – I was not prepared for that question but I like your funny thought-provoking question (maybe I could get a part in your movie as a strange blogger guy?). Dawn Of The Dead-tired could apply to many. Nightmare Before Breastfeeding – ? before ? – I thought the problem was after you start, the wear and tear can be painful.
The Woman Who Ate Everything;The Never-Ending Dialogue (I talk a lot);Gone with The Gumbo.
All good!
Sleeper
Love the titles!!
Ha ha I have no idea but yours made me laugh!
These are REALLY good ones.
I would so not be surprised at all. All I ask is front row seats – so I can cheer you on. I’d love a Broadway musical type humorous show! The title Dial M for Mami rocks!
“No Princess, But There’s Pee” << I am going to be laughing thinking of this all day long!
You take care of yourself, Claudya – you never know when they may call on you!
Love you!
Dawn of the Dead-Tired. Ha! That cracked me up. Dogs!
Middle Aged? You’re no where near Middle Age my beautiful friend! Chaos would be my title I believe.
Well, it depends on how you look at it. I’m 41 and I’m thinking 82 would make a pretty full life.
Every one of those titles is brilliant–It’s kind of frightening to imagine the creativity that would bust out of you, given the opening (and by that, I mean opportunity). haha What with all the body parts referred to in this post, I thought I’d clarify.
Love this! I have finally gotten through potty training but with my dog, I feel like I could still call my movie, “A Tale of Two Ps” (as in pee and poo)
I would definitely dial M for Mami!
🙂
Traci
An Inconvenient Bladder sound just about right for my life! Hahaha!!