I’m thinking of starting a new series called, “Things I Find in My Boobs.” Nothing pornographic just random stuff inspired by the fact that I do indeed find random things in my boobs like popcorn or a dead ant.
Anyway, here’s the first episode. Watch if you dare.
Have you ever found something random in your boobs?
My boobs aren’t big enough for too much to get lost in there, but popcorn after a movie is a pretty common thing for me.
I am glad that I followed the link. That was funny! I lost popcorn and such in my boobs. My friend, Ada, stores a very small cell phone in her bra. The ringer is very loud. It is always startling to our little group when her boob starts ringing off a hymn. Very disturbing to have a religious boob. Then, even though she is small-chested, it takes her forever to fish that baby out of there while everyone within a mile listens to her chest sing of the greatness of God.
Lol!! A dead ant! You crack me up!! I once found a $5 bill.
hahaha Yesterday, I found a piece of pasta (though I did notice it fall in there). I could take a photo next time and link up!
I think a linky for this subject is a mahhvelous idea!
So tickled about that. I am too chicken to do it!
A small bee once flew in my car window when driving and fell down my boobs wiggled its way all the way under them and repeatedly bit me. There was a penny, of course crumbs, lighter I forgot I put there Cuz I was drunk. And probably a lot more I can’t even remember.
LOL – good thing you didn’t have ice in the glass. Any roast beef sandwiches in there?
You may have just inspired a future post.
that’s cool – ice or roast beef related ?? hmm ?? I’ll be watching to see.
No ice.
I am giggling! I have never found a glass of water in my boobs but make it red wine and you got a deal!
Ha ha! I too can do that! I put my car/house keys down there sometimes, then wonder where they are. Too funny. It’s also a good place to hide snacks… but NOT chocolate. I’m too ‘hot’ to get away with that! ha ha ha!
😀 You are hilarious. I wear my keys around a long string and they nestle between my boobs. Random things – bus ticket – I always seem to drop it down my neckline. Ha!
ha ha ha- I’ll add that to the list of things that will NEVER happen to me! I could jog braless and all would be just fine 🙂
funny!! a quater stuck to my boob my 2 year old likes putting things down my shirt she saw me put my cell phone in there and now she thinks that is where things go when you dont have a purse
You are so funny! I was eating when I read this. Must wipe screen now. xoxo
OMGeee You are hysterical.
I can’t say I’d “found” anything unusual in my boobs lately but they do come in handly as a phone caddy.
xoxo jj
Okay, that was so funny! I’m always finding things in my boobs LOL!!! But, I have never found a glass of water there. I should look harder. 🙂
Absolutely, most definitely needs a linky!!! I’m now checking to see what I lost down mine today 😀