About once a day, I call my husband and put him on speaker phone just to say hello and so that Put Pie can talk to him too. A recent conversation went a little like this…
Ring, ring, ring…
Unknown Papi: Hello?
Unknown Mami: Hey, it’s me.
Unknown Papi: (with a mischievous smile in his voice) Me, who?
Unknown Mami: Haha…real funny. What’s up?
Unknown Papi: Nothing.
Unknown Mami: You wanna talk to your daughter?
Unknown Papi: Huh?
Unknown Mami: Put Pie, say hello to your Papi.
Put Pie: (very loudly) Hi Papi!
Unknown Papi: What?
Unknown Mami: Put Pie, say it again Papi didn’t hear you.
Put Pie: (even louder) Hi Papi!
Unknown Papi: (confused) Who is this?
Unknown Mami: Oh, come on! It’s not funny anymore.
Uncomfortable silence. Unknown Mami looks at the number on the screen of the phone and starts laughing uncontrollably…
Unknown Mami: Sorry, wrong number.
That was not Unknown Papi, it was just some truly Unknown Guy. Can you imagine?! This poor guy probably thought someone was trying to peg paternity on him. I swear he sounded just like my husband. That’s why I should always use speed dial instead of dialing the number myself.
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Bahahahahahahah!!!! Okay. That is SO something that would happen to me.
I couldn’t stop laughing afterward because I’m such a doofus.
I have to say – that’s kind of awesome. Haha, I’ve done that before myself, except with no child in the background.
Lol, That’s hysterical… imagine the story he told…
Too funny!!!!!!!!
This is hilarious! Any chance your phone was “face to face?” The days of the Jetsons are coming!!!! Thanks for sharing!
I love it! At least you had the kids with you, LOL. I know a woman who made suggestive, sexy comments to her ‘husband’ over the phone to discover it was another man. She could at least take consolation from the fact that he couldn’t see her red face over the phone.
That’s like that joke about some guy answering another guy’s phone and telling the other guy’s wife it’s ok to buy that expensive necklace she just found at the mall.
I hate speaker phones myself, because I can’t see who else is in the room!
That so happened to me 2… but at least I wasn’t on speaker phone… I was on my cell – and trying to call hubby while stopped for the lift bridge while also trying to entertain the 4 year old… and I was using darling daughter’s cell phone instead of mine – for some reason hers didn’t have hubby’s work number in it, so I had to direct dial it… and darn if I wasn’t one number off somewhere and speaking to someone else’s hubby… he was very nice though…
Seriously laughed out LOUD on this one!
Omg…I’m laughing with you not at you! Too Funny!
This is funny. I normally entertain wrong numbers and go on and on without telling I”m not really who they think I am.
Oh my…after taking care of a sick tot all morning I really needed that laugh! That is hysterical! You have the baby brain girl!
Best,
Tina
Now that’s hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
oh my gracious. that is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a good long while! hahahahaha.
Oh, come on! It’s not funny anymore. hahahahaha.
Oh, how funny! lol
Can you just imagine him telling his bachelor friends (and/or his gay lover) “You’ll never believe it… I just found out I have a daughter!”
Ahahhahahhahahahhhahaaa! OMG, now THAT is pretty funny! *snort*
Oh my…and this made such good blog fodder too! Thanks for the chuckle!
Haaaaaa! FUNNY!!!!!!!!
Ha ha!!! Oh my goodness! Thanks for the laugh! I don’t dial phone numbers anymore everything is stored. Lord help me if I am without my stored numbers one day!
This is extra funny because we have all done something similar. All in all, it could have been way more embarrasing. You probably gave the guy a good story to tell.
HILARIOUS! I do the speaker phone thing with my hubs every day too. Although now my girls think they each need to walk around with it to their ear & have their own time wiht him… still on speaker mind you. I’ve never done the wrong number guy though. Although, I’m sure that since I let my 5 year old dial now it is bound to happen at some point. LOL
LOL LOL LOL That’s funny! Poor guy probably thought someone was trying to track him down for support!
LOL. That’s hysterical. I wonder if he’s recovered …
LOL!! love it! I can imagine the look on his face, in shock and horror until he realized it was a wrong number. I’m sure it made his day when he did realize it was a wrong number!
betty
LOL. “Billy Jean’s not my girl…” I am humming this right this moment…
very funny!
That is a great story! That poor guy! LOL
That’s HILARIOUS!!!!
HA HA! I bet that dude was just totally playing along. He probably got a real good laugh out of it all.
Oh that is so funny! Poor guy, poor you! lol
“I swear he sounded just like my husband.”
Hahahaha! You really need to quit swearing.
Congrats on the POTW.
Thank you!
LOO… that is so funny!
I often enjoy ‘wrong number’ conversations… sometimes you can have really lovely chats with total strangers!
Oops – that’s hilarious!
Now that is too too funny!!!!!!
Congrats on your POTW award
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SueAnn
That is so funny- can just imagine the expression on the face of unknown bloke. Congrats on a POTW mention.
Hahaha! Oops! That is just too funny. 🙂
Congrats on your POTW! And thanks for the laugh. 🙂
A classic tale!
Heh, heh. I could see that happening easy. Very funny. Congratulations on your potw.
LAMO very loudly.
What a hoot! I can only imagine what version of the story that poor guy is telling.
Congrats on your POTW from Hilary.
xo jj
I can’t seem to dial numbers anymore!! So funny!!
Too funny!
It could happen to anyone :-). Congrats for getting Hilary’s award – Dave
I wonder if that guy was married, and if he was, did he ever tell this story to his wife?!
Congrats on POTW!
Thank you for the laugh 🙂
That’s great! The same thing (sort of) happened to me once when I texted my daughter-in-law to ask a question about something. Didn’t realize it wasn’t her cell number, anymore and I got a really bizarre reply text. We laughed about it, later, but it freaked me out at first.
Congratulations on your POTW honor!
It was probably the most entertainment he got all day. Love it!
That’s hilarious! Sounds like something that would happen to me. What did Unknown Papi say when you told him the story?
He just laughed.