1.Fertile Wasteland: A Guide to Barren Abundance
2.Vengeful Forgiveness/A Spiteful Pardon
3.Dirty Chastity, The Virgin Prostitute ( A Novel)
4.Faking Authenticity By Being a Legitimate Fraud
5.The Peaceful Warmonger’s Path To Compassionate Massacre
“The point is that the book is of zero size since the title is a contradiction with reality.”
(inspired by Dan)
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Great titles! I bet you could sell the "Faking Authenticity" one!
I loved them all, but "Faking Authenticity…" was my favorite.I’m sponsoring my first GIVEAWAY (easy scavenger hunt.) Anyone can join in here:http://proartz.blogspot.com/2009/06/giveaway-1-scavenger-hunt.html
haha I love the title for number 3
Great list, you are very clever. I especially liked the first one….
Great book titles. All creative. I chose two other prompts b/c I am not that graet of a writer. Have a wonderful day and take care.-Kiki
My goodness, you are brilliant. I'll be chuckling about this all day…
I agree with the others … Faking Authenticity was my favorite! Loving all of them though! This was the best prompt .. I loved doing mine and I'm loving reading everyone elses!
Hi, Unknown Mami, just dropping in:) All great titles but, I think a "Guide to Barren Abundance"got me:)
Faking Authenticity…I'm jumping on the bandwagon for that one. Describes 95% of the poker players I know lol (and maybe 75% of the moms in my neighborhood)
LOL, these are great! Very creative and they make you think 🙂
You are so clever.
I live the barren abundance story (the semi-desert of NE Colorado) so some years the book is short and other years rain accidentally happens and the book reaches novella length.I'm trying to get deep fried turnip on the heart healthy list, but no takers so far.
Number five sounds like it could be a political platform. I loved this prompt. Fun exercise…
I am so jealous of each and every stinkin' one of you who thought of good ideas for the short books! Great job!
OH, I like numbers 1 and 3. 🙂
Haha number three was funny. Good job!
Love it! I thought about doing this one too. Much more fun to read other people's. Funny!
Wow. I was stumped on that prompt. You did great!
I want to read number 3!!! Right away. I have a credit card waiting…where do I swipe it???LOL Thanks for stopping by my place. I look forward to reading more here!
Authenticity seems to be an acquired skill sometimes … ironic.
Pile on another vote for Faking Authenticity. It makes me thing of when I offer a sincere apology in the name of humbling the person I am seeking forgiveness from…like when I worked at Starbucks and had out of control customers whom I pretended to extend an offer of consolation. Here is the link to that post. It is one of my favorites although it highlights what an ass I am. http://ijonc.blogspot.com/2009/07/starbucks-madness.html