I’ve been holding out. A couple of weeks ago my husband and I went on our first date since “Put Pie” was born. Heck, it’s our first date since way before the birth of our daughter. We really haven’t had much time to be a couple and it’s not good.
The reason I haven’t shared is that we got a little “wild” and I’ve been afraid of being judged. But you know what, we had a great time and I’m not ashamed. So here are the juicy details.
Originally, we were going to go see a friend’s band play, but I decided that I’d rather just spend time with my husband and he was pleasantly surprised.
We love going out to eat. I thought we would go to one of our regular spots, but Papi was having none of it. He kept saying, “We’re going for broke!” We ended up at a seafood place. I love seafood!
We sat at the bar while we waited for a table and since we were going for broke we ordered overpriced cocktails and can I just tell you that my husband is awesome because he will order a “girly” drink and think nothing of it. Later, we ordered an entire bottle of Proseco.
You should know that my husband is hot. And when I’m drunk, my husband is smokin’ hot.
Dinner was awesome. Dessert was the most amazing crème brûlée. The best part is that we were reminded of why we are together in the first place: we enjoy each other’s company and after eight years we still aren’t sick of each other.
Ok, this is where it gets a little risqué. We’re walking home holding hands feeling full, in love, and more than a little tipsy when we see a very good looking man (sort of like a young Burt Reynolds) giving us the eye. My husband and I looked at the man, looked at each other, and impulsively decided to take him home. I know it’s crazy picking up men off the street and taking them home with you, but we just couldn’t resist. I mean look at him.
Do you see the resemblance to Burt Reynolds?
Going on a date with my husband was wonderful and we absolutely have to do it more often. The only thing that worries me is that a few days after our date, completely sober and without me, my husband saw a very fertile-looking woman on the street and decided to bring her home. I hope this doesn’t become a habit.
Lol, that is hilarious. You have the rejected Village people member in your house 🙂 Where the heck do you even find something like that? lolP.S… a little disappointed/relieved there was no random 70's porn style monage story
LOL Oh baby you must have really been "smelling of the drink. " 🙂
OMG. I love Burt Reynolds. Way to go!!!!!!!
THAT's what happened to Burt!!!!! Whew, I can live in peace now. Thanks for visiting my writer's workshop. The affirmations are just what I needed! (I AM good enough!) 🙂
Chicka bow chicka bow bow…Shoot, just the description of the dinner had me salivating. I am no longer interested in the hamburgers I'm supposed to be grilling tonight…
ROTFL! A very gay Burt Reynolds! You had me all agog for a moment there….*L*Not too sure about the gal though…nice eyes and that but a bit on the short side. ;O)What a lovely date.xx
LOL, he really does look like Burt Reynolds! Hey, listen, you gotta keep marriages spicy these days. Between Burt y La Gran Encinta, you guys should be A.Ok.
haha that is too funny. I am glad things were so wonderful! YAY!
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LOLThat is funny!One of the reasons I like being w/ PhxMan is he travels 50% of the time. It keeps the spice alive.Way to go. That is hands down one of the best "pick up" stories I have heard in a LONG time!
Wowie wow. The sad thing is at my house he would quickly become covered in dirty laundry.
that is hilarious! *LOL* way to have fun.
Love it. LOL…..
Loved that, so funny stopping by from SITs on SATURDAY SHAREFEST!
Do these guys come cheap in SF? He looks a little pale but very cool.
Oh my. This post made me chuckle.
Always happy to give you a chuckle.
I would have brought her home, too.
Well, she’s living in the backyard now.