I am a devoted Amazon Prime member and like so many other Amazon Primers I was pretty excited about Prime Day because I like getting deals delivered to my doorstep, don’t you? Guess what though, I got up this Wednesday with things other than spending my money online on my brain and by the time I remembered it was Prime Day it was all over the internet that Prime Day pretty much sucked.
Gotta love a First World problem, no? It’s so tragic in a totally non-tragic way. When tragedy like this hits thank GAWD for Twitter because bwahahaha. Leave it to pissed off wannabe-deal-getters to take to Twitter and turn a horrible shopping day into a running joke.
Check out some of the funniest tweets I found regarding Prime Day:
With all the sweet deals on 55-gallon trash bags and duct tape, #PrimeDay has been great for the serial killer community
— Wonderella (@wonderella) July 15, 2015
Trying to find deals on #PrimeDay pic.twitter.com/5k2JGXxrm5
— Tim Cielinski (@TimCielinski) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is like when grandma says “help yourself to the candy jar!” but it has nothing but raisins and sugar-free salt water taffy.
— Cassie Nicole (@_cassie90) July 15, 2015
Saved a fortune on @amazon during #PrimeDay… ’cause there wasn’t a damn thing for sale I wanted to buy. — Tara Lipinsky (@TaraLipinsky) July 15, 2015
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Raise your hand if you feel like you have been personally victimized by #PrimeDay pic.twitter.com/EvFrCT3iZ3
— Casey Kelley (@policygal) July 15, 2015
So what I’m getting out of this is that #PrimeDay is some sort of postmodern experiment to see if disappointment can be quantified.
— Brad Williams (@FuriousBrad) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay is basically the weird guy at the end of the street having a yard sale. All the random stuff no single person should own. — Kyle Davis (@KyleDavis777) July 15, 2015
When you thought #PrimeDay was gonna be all that and then boom. pic.twitter.com/inJQjAJ37X
— Kevin Iriarte (@itsheavykev) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay was like waking up excited on Christmas morning and realizing you’re Jewish. — Cheryl L. (@seagreenway) July 15, 2015
Amazon #PrimeDay is like being promised a puppy and getting a gold fish
— ginntastic (@ginntastic) July 15, 2015
#PrimeDay feels like the day I found out Santa wasn’t real. All the crap I don’t need just doesn’t have that magic anymore. @amazon #fail
— Joellen P. Rogers (@JPRchitect) July 15, 2015
Did you score any deals on things you don’t want on Amazon Prime Day?
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