Hola Chulas y Chulos! I hope it’s been a grand week or you and not one that has smacked you in the nalgas. Regardless of how your week has gone, The Flying Chancla Report is about to make it better with some things on the internet that you will surely give a flying chancla about. Check it out:
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My daughter packs a lunch for school, which means we control what goes in it, but I do have to say that the school lunches offered at her school seem a whole lot more wholesome than the school lunches I grew up eating. We’re lucky because we live in San Francisco where everyone and their abuela cares about things like that, but I realize that there are many other parts of the country where kids are still eating a whole lot of crap at school. The truth is the truth. You can argue it’s not true or you can make a funny video like the one below that makes you laugh while reminding you that in fact taquitos don’t grow on trees, pizza doesn’t grow on the vine and sloppy joes didn’t come from soil watered with soda pop.
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Darlings this next video is very VERY funny, but please be warned that it comes with expletives and is truly only suited for those who are GROWN UPS. Children are not welcome to this video party, but women and men, especially men NEED to watch Key and Peele school men on what menstruation is like for women. I laughed mightily at this video and it made me think of Key and Peele as feminists because they get it, they really do and they advocate for womankind here. Again, don’t come crying to me unless you are on your period about how this video has naughty words and gestures in it because I warned you and you are an adult.
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- OK, so this next piece my chancla didn’t really have to go looking for, but I did have to smack myself because I couldn’t believe it really happened. See I spent a whole lot of time on Esai Morales’ Instagram account and it seemed only reasonable that I should use that time for something other than ogling the man productive. So I put together a post called “11 Esai Morales Selfies Because DAYUM!” The post was rather popular because apparently plenty of people like to ogle Esai Morales be productive. Well, the great Crafty Chica, Kathy Cano-Murillo, shared it on Facebook and Esai Morales saw it and let a comment. Oh my GATOS you guys! Here’s a screenshot!
I mean I don’t know if you understand this or not, but Bob from the movie “La Bamba” saw that I put together a post about him and he said thank you and used an blushing smiley face emoji. I’m telling you, the internet is an amazing place. Where else can I mingle with an admired star without leaving my house. BOB, you guys!
I made Bob emoji blush. Doesn’t suck, not one little bit.
And that my chancleros is todo for this week. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!
WOW! Is all I have to say. That man Esai Morales is so hot! Ritchhhhiiieeee!!! (remember the closing scene from La Bamba). Anyhow, it’s cool to see he saw your post and commented on it. I would’ve fainted. Hehehe! The internet is definitely a great place for stuff like that. I must say if Enrique Iglesias ever commented on anything I wrote about him I would just die (insert dead emoji here)!!!
Yeah, I might have been a little more excited than I want my husband to know when I saw Esai’s comment. I played it cool, but was inwardly swooning.