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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

June 2, 2010 Claudya Martinez

Talking About Our Dreams

Conversation between Unknown Papi and Unknown Mami:

Unknown Mami: I had weird dreams last night. Did you?

Unknown Papi: Not really, they weren’t realistic, but not weird.

Unknown Mami: What do you mean?

Unknown Papi: I mean, I wasn’t fighting aliens with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

 

Unknown Mami: Oh……………………. I’m gonna blog this.

Disclaimer: Unknown Papi would like to make it clear that he was referring to aliens from outer space,

not aliens from other countries.

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  1. blankjules says

    June 3, 2010 at 2:14 am

    What? And I thought I had weird dreams….

    Reply
  2. blankDonda says

    June 3, 2010 at 3:08 am

    Bahahaha! Love it!

    Reply
  3. blankCat8040 says

    June 3, 2010 at 3:33 am

    Y'all crack me up!

    Reply
  4. blankLynn says

    June 3, 2010 at 3:41 am

    Too funny! Is that grape jelly?? We do PB and strawberry jam here!

    Reply
  5. blankSalt says

    June 3, 2010 at 2:05 am

    That totally sounds like a dream that I would have. 🙂

    Reply
  6. blankjoy says

    June 3, 2010 at 4:23 am

    If I was fighting aliens from another country, pb and j would not be my weapon of choice either.

    Reply
  7. blankChara says

    June 3, 2010 at 3:00 am

    That is too funny! What a hoot! Thanks for the great laugh. May both of your dreams be um… peaceful yet interesting!
    Chara
    http://charasjewelcandy.blogspot.com/

    Reply
  8. blankThe Urban Cowboy says

    June 3, 2010 at 5:11 am

    Fighting aliens with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches…I got nothing.

    Reply
  9. blankCheeseboy says

    June 3, 2010 at 5:28 am

    PB & J does tend to stick to their antanaes. It works well when they are clustered in groups.

    Reply
  10. blankalexisakamom says

    June 3, 2010 at 5:35 am

    Girl you made me snort on that one, thank God I'm alone. Rick would never let me live that down. Well I guess that would be one sticky situation. What I couldn't help it …hehe

    Reply
  11. blankShell says

    June 3, 2010 at 3:41 am

    Love it!

    Reply
  12. blankmarlaahansen says

    June 3, 2010 at 5:43 am

    Thank you for clarifying. Keep those conversations coming. I'm loving em!

    Reply
  13. blankLangdowns says

    June 3, 2010 at 8:30 am

    LOL. Love it!!

    Reply
  14. blankfrau says

    June 3, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Unknown Papi is funny like Mami! My dreams are never that exciting or involving food! Have a wonderful Thursday!

    Reply
  15. blankPolly (aka 5th Sister) says

    June 3, 2010 at 11:15 am

    I like Unknown Papi! I am the queen of odd dreams and can definitely relate to this conversation.

    Reply
  16. blankMrsBlogAlot says

    June 3, 2010 at 11:16 am

    LOL..aliens from space make for the best dreams…but the worst drivers (-:

    Reply
  17. blankBetty Manousos says

    June 3, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Love your conversation!! Too funny!
    Big hugs!
    B xx

    Reply
  18. blankthe good cook says

    June 3, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Thank goodness he wasn't fighting aliens with PBandJ.. that would be a waste of a perfectly good sandwich and everyone knows you fight them with plain old water…

    Reply
  19. blanklittlemsblogger says

    June 3, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    Well, since you live in CA and NOT AZ, I naturally thought outer space aliens.

    Now…..if in AZ, I could imagine the dream being different.

    Reply
  20. blankEva Gallant says

    June 3, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Do our troups in Afghanastan know about the Peanut butter and Jelly defense?

    Reply
  21. blankTina says

    June 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Next time I need to fight of some aliens, I will remember the PB&J!
    Hugs,
    Tina

    Reply
  22. blankAngelCel says

    June 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Fighting off aliens with a PBnJ sarnie …no, not weird at all! Q_Q Did cheese or even alcohol feature anywhere in the proceedings last night by any chance? 😀

    Reply
  23. blankHeidi says

    June 3, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    Okay, so I'm picturing him fighting off aliens with pb&J sandwiches while on his skateboard in the DMV parking lot. 🙂

    Reply
  24. blankTechnoBabe says

    June 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    I wouldn't fight the aliens from outerspace with PB&J either. I would fight them with extra large pizzas!! And try not to take too many bites before I blasted them with the pizzas.

    Reply
  25. blankCharlie Callahan says

    June 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    PB&J is too precious a commodity, not to mention a major food group, to use as a weapon. I think that fire always got the aliens in the old movies, or maybe that was monsters like The Blob.

    Speaking of monsters, read this in case you missed it on Twitter http://bit.ly/cvrNtj

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  26. blankyonca says

    June 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    That's funny! That PB&J sandwich looks yummy.

    Reply
  27. blankMeeko Fabulous says

    June 3, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Now I want a PB&J samich…

    Reply
  28. blankmacey says

    June 3, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    That's an awesome dream!
    Now I want some pb&j.

    Reply
  29. blankCamp1974 says

    June 3, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    I believe AZ should have considered the PB and J approach. Perhaps they were concerned about allergies.

    Reply
  30. blankstevenanthony says

    June 3, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    lol, either way…he fights with peanut butter?

    Reply
  31. blanklisleman says

    June 3, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    unknown papi must make one hell of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    Reply
  32. blankBarely Domestic Mama says

    June 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    Hilarious! And now I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    Reply
  33. blanknessa says

    June 3, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    I bet I'm fighting aliens (both kinds) with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my dreams tonight now.

    Reply
  34. blankMonkey Man says

    June 3, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    So are aliens allergic to peanuts? Is that the secret? That means we have lots of aliens here on earth.

    Reply
  35. blanklisleman says

    June 3, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    what is scarier – a space alien or a peanut butter jelly sandwich?
    – a space alien that looks like peanut butter and jelly mixed together – I have seen them on the shelves of supermarkets in jars – very scary.

    Reply
  36. blankjingle says

    June 3, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    fun dreams,
    love your sense of humor!
    😉

    Reply
  37. blankKristen says

    June 3, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    OK, now the question becomes…who had the peanut butter and jellies….him….or the aliens? 😉

    Reply
  38. blankblueviolet says

    June 3, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    Does he love or hate that everything goes on the blog?!

    Reply
  39. blanklifewithkaishon says

    June 4, 2010 at 12:22 am

    How great is that guy?
    And that dream?
    That is one pretty darn fantastic dream 🙂

    Reply
  40. blankMrs4444 says

    June 4, 2010 at 2:46 am

    Well, thank goodness for that. My sister told me about a dream she had last night in which she was changing a baby boy's diaper, only to find that instead of a penis, he had a third leg! She had a hell of a time trying to figure out how to put his pajamas (2-legged kind) on! Dreams are so awesome.

    Reply
  41. blankThe Absence of Alternatives says

    June 4, 2010 at 3:11 am

    Darn! Did you know after your post, all of a sudden the sales of peanut butter and jelly went way up in Arizona?! 😉

    Reply
  42. blankMichelle from Honest & Truly! says

    June 4, 2010 at 3:12 am

    Too funny. I love his ummmm random selection of a “weird” dream that he didn't have. shall we assume he had it at some point, just not that night?

    Reply
  43. blankDan says

    June 4, 2010 at 4:09 am

    What, PBJ anti-alien systems aren't the first thing you think of when someone yells invasion? For shame.

    Reply
  44. blankJoanna Jenkins says

    June 4, 2010 at 5:18 am

    Papi must have gone to bed hungry!
    jj

    Reply
  45. blankJess @ Frugal with a Flourish says

    June 4, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Hahaha! Glad he clarified for us! Too funny!

    Reply
  46. blankdina@4lettrewords says

    June 4, 2010 at 11:53 am

    You are so funny. Love your conversations with Papi!

    Reply
  47. blankGuest says

    June 4, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    LOL!!!! Thats just awesome. Hahahahaha. I had a dream last night that I was pregnant with an alien baby. Hmm maybe I should stop watching V. Again…too funny! I thought my hubby was the only one that came up with funny crap like that

    Reply
  48. blankAn Imperfect Momma says

    June 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    LOL!!! That is hysterical!

    Reply
  49. blankNikki says

    June 4, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    I love dreams like that!!

    Reply
  50. blankunknownmami says

    June 5, 2010 at 4:13 am

    Maybe that should be his Halloween costume! He could be Super Skateboarder and his weapon of choice could be PB&J's. His tagline could be, “Make sandwiches, not war.” Okay, I might have gotten a little carried away there.

    Reply
  51. blankunknownmami says

    June 5, 2010 at 5:00 am

    Not everything makes it into the blog…wink…wink. He has now taken to ending conversations with, “Are you gonna blog that?” I told him he needs to get his own blog.

    Reply
  52. blankunknownmami says

    June 5, 2010 at 5:08 am

    Just like the sale of Arizona-shaped piñatas?

    Reply
  53. blankunknownmami says

    June 5, 2010 at 5:52 am

    OMG! When the original V first came out, I used to have dreams about having alien babies.

    Reply
  54. blankelastamom says

    June 5, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Hilarious!!! I always have weird dreams too.

    Reply
  55. blankjingle says

    June 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/06/05/i-…

    tag game,
    it could be considered as an award.
    have fun playing!

    Reply
  56. blankKristin_The_Goat says

    June 9, 2010 at 4:11 am

    What a visual! Here take that! and that!

    ha ha – Jelly on your face!

    Reply
  57. blankNaomi says

    June 10, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    I'm always fighting aliens with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. It's kinda messy.

    Reply
  58. blanksewa mobil says

    June 14, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Funny photo of the jumping bunny guy.
    I liked Cher better pre-chopped and plasticized.
    http://www.crownrentcar.net

    Reply
  59. blanksewa mobil says

    June 14, 2010 at 7:45 am

    Funny photo of the jumping bunny guy.
    I liked Cher better pre-chopped and plasticized.
    http://www.crownrentcar.net

    Reply

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