I would like to dedicate this post to a friend who is having a very difficult pregnancy. She has experienced challenges every step of the way. Pregnancy is idealized; nobody really wants to hear that it is anything less than wonderful. If your pregnancy is fraught with hardships, it’s easy to feel robbed. Not only […]
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You Think Your Employee Sucks, My Boss Sucks Harder
Working from home should be awesome, right? Well, it would be if it wasn’t for one thing: since I am an independent contractor, I can never get away from my boss-ME. This month (which happens to be my birthday month) has been really difficult. There has been illness and family visits. When I work outside […]
My Employee Sucks!
I’ve mentioned that one of my many jobs consists of working from home. When I work from home, I guess you could say that I’m my own boss. It would be great except for: MY EMPLOYEE SUCKS! I don’t ask for much as a boss. All I need is for my employee to put in […]
10 Things I’m Sick Of
Wow! It makes me feel a little guilty to make what seems like a bitch list, but I think I’ll let my inner Bitch roar for a bit. Here’s my list of 10 things I’m sick of, in no particular order: 1. I am sick of customers who ask the same question in different ways hoping […]
Birthday Ramblings
It’s my birthday! Indulge me. After days of being sick, I woke up feeling a little better and happy to be next to my husband. At 5 Put Pie woke up. Normally, Daddy would feed her and put her back to sleep, but I missed holding her so much that I asked for him to […]
JJ Formals
Have you seen the Saturday Night Live video for JJ Casuals? It’s hilarious. Andy Samberg plays the part of mellow pop-folk singer Jack Johnson. Jack likes to keep it “super casual” so he goes barefoot most of the time, but there are some places where you can’t go barefoot so he came up with JJ […]
Cheat on Your Wife
If you are reading this blog, especially if you are my Unknown Husband, please be aware that I do not endorse you cheating on your wife. I was looking at the ads that appear on this blog and one of them reads: Cheat on Your WifeSearch Married Personals for Women Looking to Cheat Also. Join […]
The Demise Continues
I mentioned earlier (Female Hysteria ) that I am falling apart. Well, the demise continues. It started with a crazy swollen middle finger. Then an eye infection that is lingering. Now, I have some horrid cold. I am convinced that it is my body rebelling and forcing me to take some much needed time for […]
Baby Besos Haiku
Sloppy wet boca* Sweet milky breath on cheek Dame mas, amor** *mouth **Give me more, love
Temper Tantrum
Today my household fell victim to a temper tantrum. It was awful. There was screaming, crying, name calling. The worst part is that the temper tantrum was thrown by me. I just lost it and I didn’t care if the whole world knew. It’s embarrassing, but true and I’ll own it. I’m tired and I […]