The Flying Chancla Report: Depression Makeup, Sex toys, Tortilla Pods y Más

Hola Chulas y Chulos! It’s time for another weekly smackin’ from The Flying Chancla Report. My intrepid chancla has been flip-floppin’ all over the place to find things you will give a flying chancla about.

• Whether you’ve ever had depression or not, whether you wear makeup or not, my chancla and I really think that you should watch this “Depression Makeup Tutorial” by Amy Geliebter because it’s pretty darned insightful. If nothing else, perhaps it well stop you from saying things like “Just be happy;” “You don’t need medication” or “I was depressed once too, and I got over it” to someone who is dealing with depression.
  
  
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• If Julia Roberts EVER needs a side hustle she should seriously consider pedaling sex toys because she’s really good at it and manages to do it with class as you can see here when Ellen Degeneres had Roberts play “Pitch, Please.” Roberts had no idea what she was pitching, but she had to do it as if she were a Home Shopping Network host. The results are hilarious.
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• We are turning into pod people! We make coffee with pods, tea with pods, hot chocolate with pods, soups with pods, listen to music on iPods and in 2017 pod-enthusiasts will be able to make pod tortillas with Flatev, a Keurig-like tortilla maker. Qué WHAT?! My chancla and I are not convinced that this is the way to go. I’m pretty sure my abuela is turning in her grave at the mention of this chingadera. Judge for yourself.

• Update: they removed the original video from YouTube and put up a new video with a differently designed handmade tortilla murderer Flatev and also got rid of stressed out Rosa as well…
  
  Here’s the new video…

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• Here’s one snack I hope never gets podified: fruta con limón y chile. My chancla and I love us some watermelon with lemon and chile, how about you?

  Snackin’ like the Mexican I am. Bought right outside of my daughter’s school. #ILoveCalifornia #sandiaconchileylimon #Mexisnack #frutaconchileylimon

  A photo posted by Claudya Martinez (@unknownmami) on Apr 28, 2016 at 2:08pm PDT

• Hey, if you’re on Snapchat, please find me and my chancla over there. We go by theunknownmami in snaps-ville.
  

That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!