Fragmented Fridays

My mother is visiting and I don’t know if it’s her or me, but we aren’t driving each other crazy.

For those of you that don’t know, my mother has a thick accent, which causes my husband quite a bit of confusion. She also jumps from one subject to the next with impunity. Here is a sample of a conversation she had with Unknown Papi.

Unknown Papi:  Charger? (looks at me confused)

UP: Uh, let me see your phone…yeah I think we have one that will work.

pause

UP: Huh?

UP: (Looks at me bewildered) Chargers are winning?

UP: Oh.

Recently, I revealed my powers as a Useless Psychic and answered a few questions. Well in case you need further proof, I woke up on Thursday and told my husband that there would be an earthquake because I dreamt it. Later that day there was an earthquake and he sent me a text telling me that he was having a hard time getting to work because it had slowed down public transit.