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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

January 5, 2010 Claudya Martinez

The Useless Psychic is in!

The secret is out, my useless psychic abilities have been revealed and I’ve been overwhelmed by questions about the future from readers. I looked into my crystal ball and when the reflection of my cleavage subsided some answers were revealed. 
Jenny Mac asked, “Useless Psychic…who will win the Superbowl?”
Jenny, I do not need to use my psychic powers to know that the winner of the Superbowl will be the team that plays the best and scores the highest.  Really Jenny?!
Rebecca asked, “Will there ever be a useful treatment, or dare I say cure, for psuedoarthrosis? What about neurofibromatosis? How about plexiforms? Or what about optic gliomas?”
Rebecca I’m sorry to say, only time will tell.

Rebecca also asked, “Should I start an in-home day care? A part time thing? Say three days a week drop off somewhere in the neighborhood of 7am or after and pick up somewhere in the neighborhood of 6 or before? I feel like I’m already being to restrictive with what I’d be willing to accept, but would like the extra cash.”

Sit down and create a plan for an in-home day care that would work so well for you that you can not help but be excited about it. Don’t worry about being too restrictive because you are creating it based on what you want, not what you think others want. When you feel great about what you’ve come up with and feel sure that you would be happy then offer it as a service. People will come.

littlemsblogger, Joanna,  mswanda, and Currently on Tour all wanted to know if they would win the lottery.

Again ladies, this has nothing to do with psychic abilities, odds are odds and you can’t win unless you play. If you want to win the lottery, then buy a ticket!

Mama Zen asks,  “Tell me, oh Useless Psychic! What does my future hold?”

The wonderful thing about the future is that it is not set in stone, you have the ability to mold it and affect its shape. I can tell you that you will laugh and cry and laugh some more. The only thing that is certain is death. In the meantime, the future is waiting to make you happy. 

That’s all for now! Don’t worry if your question was not answered this time around, The Useless Psychic will be back to answer more questions soon. If you didn’t get a chance to ask a question or would like to ask another do so now in the comments section.

And remember, this is intended to be an interactive game and I am not actually claiming that I will provide you with any useful information.

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