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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

July 10, 2009 Claudya Martinez

Fragmented Fridays

Friday Fragments?

  • My husband has been laid off for the next 6 weeks which sucks financially, but is awesome because we get to spend more time together as a family. Wednesday evening we went to a farmers market on Noe St. It was a beautiful sunny day and I felt blessed to be in such a beautiful setting with my lovely family. I was feeling pretty picture perfect until we sat down to enjoy a sandwich and I noticed a big yellow shmear on my pants. What the hell my sandwich didn’t even have mustard on it?! The color could only be described as baby shit yellow. Why? Because it was baby shit! Yuck!
  • If the word “whole” and the word “hole” mean such unbelievably different things, why do they sound exactly the same?
  • I’ve been doing some back sliding on my blogoholism. I was pretty good for a couple of days, but now I’m back to my evil ways. Unknown Papi complained again today. He said “it’s not funny and it’s starting to piss me off.” Oops! I need to get my priorities straight.
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  • You should eat your veggies. Broccoli is a good way to start.

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  1. sarah m says

    July 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Eessh to the yellow substance!! I know it's not funny, but I couldn't help but laugh b/c that is something that would totally happen to me. Good luck with your blogoholism!

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  2. blankPink Peony says

    July 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    LOL poor thing! don't be smelling of the poop. 🙁 🙂

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  3. blankck says

    July 10, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    And that stain NEVER really comes out. My condolences.

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  4. blank4 Lettre Words says

    July 10, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Great first time FF! I will be back.

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  5. blankMrs4444 says

    July 10, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Hey! Thanks for joining in! Loved the silly video-he can actually sing pretty well, though :)Six week layoff, huh? That stinks! Guess I should stop complaining about our mandatory one-week unpaid "furlough." And darn-with the hubs home, it will be even harder to sneak in the blog-reading!

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  6. blankSingle Mama NYC says

    July 11, 2009 at 3:44 am

    Okay, Lady, that's it with the similarities. Really, enough. My best friend and I absolutely LOVED that Dana Carvey skit and used to sing it randomly when the mood struck or whenever anyone said the word Broccoli. We thought we were the only ones who loved it as much as we do or even remembered it for that matter. We really are too freakishly alike. 😉

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  7. blankKori says

    July 10, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    I had to laugh at your husband's comment, sorry; it just struck me as hilarous. Thanks for stopping by me place today!

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  8. blankMelissa says

    July 11, 2009 at 5:39 am

    she's choppin broccoli…. it's good. but it's not lunch lady land. Yea, I said it. And sorry about the poop on your pants:(

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  9. blankSara Bonds says

    July 11, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Great post. I wonder about word like whole and hole all of the time. Pen, pin. Ben, Bin. Argh!Poop on pants = EEwwwwLOL!

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  10. blankStacy (the Random Cool Chick) says

    July 11, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Oh I remember those days of baby mustard poop…yikes! :)Sorry about your hubby's 6 week layoff – I love how you look at it in a positive way, being able to spend more time together…whenever my hubby has a week off, I can never seem to get anything done…especially blogging time. I think I would go crazy if it were 6 weeks! (grin!!)Happy FF a day late – thanks so much for stopping by my blog! I've enjoyed my visit here, and I'll be back! 😉

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  11. blankBookLady says

    July 11, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    eeeewwwww, yellow stain! Poor you, hope it comes out!

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  12. blankCourt says

    July 11, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    You know the odd thing? I like fragmented fridays because it's sortof how my mind works now just zipping from one thing to the next.

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  13. blankTrudy says

    July 12, 2009 at 12:45 am

    Your fragmented Fridays are like my Random Tuesday Thoughts! Aren't they wonderful. I love to just drivel on incessantly, LOL!Have a great weekend!

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  14. blankMichelle says

    July 12, 2009 at 2:56 am

    How fun — ok, except for the being laid off part. Ick. Fingers crossed he finds work soon. I love that you're spending time together though. Summer is a great time for that, no?

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  15. blankladyfi says

    July 12, 2009 at 5:21 am

    Good luck with that blog-addiction of yours! Enjoy your six weeks together….

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  16. blankSuperstar says

    July 12, 2009 at 3:54 am

    Homonyms are not found in the spanish language. I could bore you with my lesson, but I won't. Glad to hear about more family time. Sad about the way it came about!I am sure that you have a long "honey-do" list for him right?

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  17. blankJuls says

    July 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. 🙂 Enjoyed your fragments..and I've heard the paper bag on the head is all the rage this season 😉

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  18. blankCharlotte says

    July 12, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    I am here to support you in your blog addiction, bummer that the hubs got pissed about it and with him at home it will make it harder to sneak off to the computer. I am glad it's only for 6 weeks. I support you on the yellow poop too, bummer. Choppin broccoli!

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