I think all instructions are purposely written to confuse me.
I think my toddler needs to quit being so honest and observant (I already knew my tooth was crooked, thank you very much).
I think the seat belt in my car has been designed to uncomfortably crush my bountiful bosom and chafe my neck.
I think my husband secretly enjoys torturing me with farts that peel the paint off walls.
I think my a$$ makes these pants look too small, but in a good way.
What do you think?
Dazeedreamer says
Ha. I’m totally with you on the seatbelt thing. I hate the neck burn I constantly get from it.
Jeanie says
I think you are probably exactly right on all counts. Well, they probably didn’t design the seat belts with your bosom in mind, but the results are the same.
Anonymous says
The seat belt on the driver side is comfy, not on the passenger side though. My saggy boobs don’t get in the way though. The strap hurts my neck.
Hilary says
I think you’re a hoot! 🙂
MommyLisa says
I LOVE the last one….work it!
Classic NYer says
I think I agree about your a$$… but in a good way. 😉 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya7Vzc_Wnv0
lisleman says
your selection reminded me of this song – enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5EE42So7I
SuziCate says
Somtimes the honesty of toddlers nearly kills me…if you want to know the truth, don’t even ask, just enter the presence of a small talking child!
Anonymous says
I think you’re probably right about his farts. I do that, but don’t tell my wife.
Eva Gallant says
I think the fart torturing thing is a male trait. My husband has been known to do the same!
lisleman says
It can take a long time to create those noxious fumes (not that it’s hard work). Maybe there is some internal artistry to it.
MiMi says
Hahaha! Your ass makes the pants look too small!! Mine does too. 🙂
Tina says
I think I can agree with just about everything here. And I think I need martini right now.
As for observant tots. Last night, mine ran up to my stomach in front of his whole class, patted my I’m-not-pregnant belly and said “Mama, I love your belly. It’s soft and squishy and makes good zerberts.”
Swell.
Best,
Tina
Cyndy DysFUNctional Mom says
I think you are right on all counts.
I think if my husband doesn’t stop throwing his dirty laundry around, I”m going to refuse to wash it. And maybe even hide it from him.
Shelly Shuey says
I think my kids are annoying today.
rebecca says
I think my husband can be a mean, insensitive jerk sometimes.
KIM LONG says
Love the seatbelt one! I think I need a vacation! lol
jules says
I think….I feel the same way about these things.
Sandra says
I think our pants are in kahoots!
And I think you’re hilarious. So glad my kids are old enough to know better than to point out that I would have benefitted from braces.
Michelle Shellabarger says
LOVE. IT.
http://cutand-dry.blogspot.com says
The one about your a$$…priceless!!
I think this made me literally LOL!
Betty xx
Anonymous says
I think you are beautiful.
Anonymous says
I think your right except for the a$$ part and tooth I would never talk trash about you! I think you could kick my a$$! Why do men think farting is funny or cute or okay without warning.
Anonymous says
The pants are grateful – I am sure!
And instructions anymore are such a joke. The translations are deplorable.
Anonymous says
I think I just had a great laugh!!
Joanna Jenkins says
I think you crack me up!
Thanks for the smiles.
xo jj
Myya says
I think you are hilarious. I also think you hit every single one of those observations right on the head. I do believe I have made the same ones!
Helen McGinn says
Hullo there, lovely lady, with a new baby an’all! Can’t believe what I’ve missed. Congratulations (on the new baby, not the bad a$$ pants and farting). xxx
Chris H says
LOL… I think you are hilarious!
betty says
I’m with you about the instructions! I think I’m a bit smart, but when I open up an instruction booklet it definitely looks Greek to me!
betty