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By Claudya

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October 28, 2016 Claudya Martinez

The Flying Chancla Report: Mazapan Wins Halloween and CholoFit Keeps You Trim

The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulos y Chulas! This week my chancla and I are looking forward to grubbin’ on all the candy we are planning on stealing from my kids after they go trick or treating or “triko tri” as some of my relatives say, so we thought we’d dedicate this week’s The Flying Chancla Report to Halloween. We hope you have fun, stay safe and don’t run into El Chamuco.

  • The award for best Halloween costume this year goes to Sydney Presley who shared a sneak peek of her look on Instagram.

    This year’s first look is titled: “Handle With Care”

    A photo posted by Syd Presley (@emo_extremo) on Oct 22, 2016 at 9:44pm PDT

    Now, I realize that Halloween hasn’t even happened as of the writing of this post, but my chancla and I do not care. We KNOW that no costume will top this delightful homage to de la Rosa mazapán. It’s true that as a lover of mazapán, I am biased, but so what? The resemblance to the original is nuts, que no? Get it? “Nuts” because mazapán is made of peanuts. Insert my evil bad pun laughter here.
    de la Rosa mazapanMy chancla and I think that if mazapán were to dress up for Halloween, it should go as the devil because it is devilishly good.
    Devil Mazapan

ALSO READ: Nasty Women and Bad Hombres Unite!

  • Now, that we’ve dealt with whose costume wins Halloween this year, let’s move on to how you will burn off all the extra candy calories coming your way. Creeper, the creator of CholoFit, is back with Cholofit Advanced.

    It will come as no surprise to you that my flying chancla and I love the “chancla lift” exercise with the patented weighted chancla. (WARNING: Do not use a weighted chancla to dispense discipline. Its too heavy. You must only use a regular weight chancla when administering chanclazos.)For those of you that need to work your way up to CholoFit Advanced, here is the first CholoFit workout to get you started.

ALSO READ: Keep Your Hands off My Maracas

That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!

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