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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

September 28, 2011 Claudya Martinez

Obituary or Ride to Nowhere

It is with a heavy heart that I tell you of the passing of…uh…oh…I can’t believe it, she didn’t even have a name…I never gave her a name.

My stationary bike died a noisy screechy death at approximately 11:45 am on 9/28/2011. She is survived by only me, as I was the only one that used her regularly. I will remember her fondly as daily she took me nowhere fast. In the chaos of my life she provided a few minutes a day that where mine and mine alone. She was not only good for my body, but for my mind and soul as well. Together we took trips of fancy as I read.

She will not easily be replaced as she was small, foldable, and could be tucked away in a corner, plus I’m broke and can’t afford to replace her. Her “corner” will seem like a barren wasteland without her handlebars to grace it.

I can say, I have no regrets. I rode her and did not ever use her as an impromptu coat rack.

My friends, if you have a stationary bike in your life…ride her well. You just never know when she will take her last trip to nowhere.

 

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  1. blankAnonymous says

    September 28, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    So sorry for your loss. ((HUGS))

    Reply
  2. blankKatharine says

    September 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    My condolences… (I know how important me time is)

    Reply
  3. blankJeanie says

    September 28, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    It sounds like you gave her a very good life…..until her time came.

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      September 28, 2011 at 7:01 pm

      I did my best. We never went anywhere, but we went there together.

      Reply
  4. blankEva Gallant says

    September 28, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    (Bowing my head in a moment of silence.)

    Reply
  5. blanksunshine says

    September 28, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    awwww…… Sorry. I read that book too!

    http://www.cancerinthecity.com

    Reply
  6. blankElisabeth says

    September 28, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    I’m sad to read about the end of your relationship here, but your memories will remain. 

    Reply
  7. blankVidya Sury says

    September 28, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    I feel so guilty now. I have a stationary bike. I live in a second floor apartment and I’ve relegated her into the garage in the basement. I did have her cleaned up and serviced and functional…but too lazy to ride. Thing is, I really love my red shoes and enjoy walking. Also, my knees protest when I cycle. 🙂 Still, I think I’ll give her a hug each time I open my garage to take my scooter out, which is twice a day.

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  8. blankCrystal says

    September 28, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    Aw so sad. Well, just proves that you got some good use out of her 🙂

    Reply
  9. blankFrom Tracie says

    September 28, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    For the first time in my life….I want a stationary bike. This was a fitting and lovely tribute.

    Reply
  10. blankCyndy DysFUNctional Mom says

    September 28, 2011 at 11:17 pm

    Cracking up!  So sorry for your loss.  

    Reply
  11. blankLady Fi says

    September 29, 2011 at 3:48 am

    Oh no. Sorry to hear this. I’ve got a stationary bike in my life. Must go over and talk to her a bit…

    Reply
  12. blankMercedes S. says

    September 29, 2011 at 8:54 am

    You’re so funny! (great book). 

    Reply
  13. blankyvonne condes says

    September 29, 2011 at 9:22 am

    I’m so sorry!! (not that she can be replaced, but check craigslist! I’m sure someone needs to get rid of one cheap or free)

    Reply
  14. blankSujeiry, 1st Lady of Love says

    September 29, 2011 at 10:30 am

    You just made me want to learn how to ride a bike. RIP to your wheels.

    Reply
  15. blankAutismWonderland says

    September 29, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    You have many fond memories and your bike will not be forgotten.
     

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  16. blankChantilly Patiño says

    September 29, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Awww…I’ll be sure to ride one in her honor.  😉

    Reply
  17. blankLL Cool Joe says

    September 29, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    I do have one, but I rarely ride her. Maybe I should. I’m sorry for your loss.

    Reply
  18. blankCarla says

    September 29, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Rest in peace =)

    Reply
  19. blankJustice Jonesie says

    September 29, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    So sorry, I am sure she was an awesome friend. P.S. — Love that book!!

    Reply
  20. blankAnonymous says

    September 29, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    RIP dear Stationary bike — you provided stability along the miles while never leaving the four walls of home. Well done, may you live on peacefully in a home outside in the open air.

    🙂
    Traci

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