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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

July 5, 2010 Claudya Martinez

Please Excuse Unknown Mami

Dear (insert name of person reading this here – that would be you),

Unknown Mami is feeling out of sorts. Normally, on Mondays she does a post called, “I Comment Therefore I Am”, but she has not left any witty or insightful comments in the last week because she has not been feeling particularly witty or insightful. “I Comment Therefore I Am” will be back next week.

Unknown Mami

She would like to thank all the wonderful people who have stopped by and left her such supportive and kind comments. Please know that your words have touched her. Your kindness has not gone unnoticed.

Aside from being excused from this installment of “I Comment Therefore I Am”, she would also like to be excused from P.E. She is not on her period, but might as well be considering the mood she’s in.

Signed,
Unknown Mami in the third person.

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  1. theonlygirl says

    July 5, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    I hope things start to look up for you soon. We've all been in The Funk, and we all know that it does – eventually – go away. Hang in there!

    Reply
  2. blankLindyloumac says

    July 5, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Take Care:)

    Reply
  3. blankimmyyas says

    July 5, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Awe friend I how you start to perk up. No fun when your feeling out of sorts.
    You made me laugh with your wanting to get out of P.E. remark… TOTALLY brought me back to middle school!

    Reply
  4. blankmacey says

    July 5, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    Dear Unknown Mami in the third person,
    MiMi in the third person would like her to know that she thinks UM is awesome and loves her. And wants her to feel better.

    Reply
  5. blankMaybelline Valenti says

    July 5, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    Awww.. I hope you feel better soon!, I know it's hard and we totally understand you're not in the mood but we'll be waiting for you whenever you're ready. Lots of love heading your way!!

    Reply
  6. blankMay says

    July 5, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Take your time mami!! Its important for you to feel better!!

    Reply
  7. blankmrsblogalot says

    July 5, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    Mrs. BlogAlot hopes you are feeling better soon!!! xoxoxxoox!!!!

    Reply
  8. blankCoby says

    July 5, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    I'm sorry you're in a funk, and I'm sorry about your job. All Mamis get out of sorts sometimes, but losing your job probably compounds it. I hope you don't get your period for awhile, since that always makes me feel worse. 😉 Sending you lots of hugs and prayers!

    Reply
  9. blankMsBabyPlan says

    July 5, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    I hope you feel back soon. Thanks for your comments that bring a smile on my face. I hope my does the same! xxx MsBabyPlan

    Reply
  10. blankClassic NYer says

    July 5, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    Hm… I'm going to need to see a note from your doctor as well.

    No, but seriously though, hon… I wish you the best and hope you feel better about yourself soon.

    Reply
  11. blankpieces of me says

    July 6, 2010 at 12:36 am

    I was just gonna ask how you were doing? 🙂 hope you are relaxing!

    Reply
  12. blanknaomidelatorre says

    July 6, 2010 at 12:57 am

    I remember having the opportunity to be excused from PE by taking a “P” day. The P stood for period, which for some reason was so humiliating for me to admit as a high school student that I never took one. Anyway, I just want you to know that I really hope you are feeling better soon. I'll be sending lots of happy vibes your way.

    Reply
  13. blankSuziCate says

    July 6, 2010 at 1:17 am

    SuziCate is hoping Unknown Mami is feeling better soon. She knows being under the weather sucks!

    Reply
  14. blankunknownmami says

    July 6, 2010 at 1:30 am

    I'm being lazy. I guess that counts as relaxing.

    Reply
  15. blankMichelle from Honest & Truly! says

    July 6, 2010 at 2:20 am

    *mwah* You're excused. I'll send in the official doctor's note. Besides, this made me smile. Fingers crossed that this week is better! Enjoy your time with your family.

    Reply
  16. blankDonda says

    July 6, 2010 at 2:41 am

    It must be a full moon or something! I too am having a crappy week. Maybe the sun'll come out tomorrow Mami!!

    Reply
  17. blankKristin_The_Goat says

    July 6, 2010 at 4:39 am

    Out of sorts. It happens. The key is replenish sorts so that you aren't running out.

    Giant Hugs.

    Reply
  18. blankFiona says

    July 6, 2010 at 5:04 am

    So sorry to hear about your rotten week. I hate days when everything seems grey. Hang in there – enjoy what you have. This too will pass. Hugs!

    Reply
  19. blankThe Urban Cowboy says

    July 6, 2010 at 6:02 am

    Sorry your week was a sh*%ty one. Wishing you a much better this week.

    Reply
  20. blankMax Evel says

    July 6, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Never stress the comments.

    Reply
  21. blankMommakin says

    July 6, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Aw. There's a line from the Simpsons that I paraphrase all the time: “Please excuse Lisa from gym because she is sad.” Sounds like it might be a fit…

    Reply
  22. blankTechnoBabe says

    July 6, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    I always write in the third person when I am writing my heart out. Feels better from that place doesn't it? Miss you.

    Reply
  23. blankOscar says

    July 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Fill in blanks grants you absolution.

    Relax and enjoy yourself. Tend to your wounds…. We'll have a drink ready for ya.

    Reply
  24. blankGeorgina99 says

    July 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Let's skip PE together and go hang out outside the Piggly-Wiggly and smoke Pop-eye cigarettes. We'd look so cool. – G

    Reply
  25. blankMama Zen says

    July 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Hope you get sorted, soon!

    Reply
  26. blanklisleman says

    July 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Dear Umami,

    It's been called to our attention that you deserve a break today, but since McDonalds ending that campaign years ago – sorry you are (as they say) a day late and a dollar short.

    Please do not despair because you have built a large support network willing to pass along well wishes.

    So hoping that only rainbows fill your view (oh that pot of gold was taken long ago) and music fill your ears.

    the management.

    Reply
  27. blankMonkey Man says

    July 6, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    Hi. Thanks for almost posting your ICTIA blog. Keep your tips up.

    Reply
  28. blankMeeko Fabulous says

    July 6, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Excused! And OH! Did your mom make you dictate your own excuse letters when you were young too? My mom's English is loads better now, but back in the day . . . Pues ya sabes.

    Reply
  29. blankotin says

    July 6, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    Sorry that things are going so bad for you. I hope that it turns around soon!

    Reply
  30. blankCat804 says

    July 7, 2010 at 2:46 am

    ((hugs))

    Reply
  31. blankComplicated Mama says

    July 7, 2010 at 1:17 am

    OMG in H.S I so used the period excuse EVERY week. My gym teacher must have thought I had a major hemorrhaging problem….. though sometimes I did switch it up with “I forgot my uniform”… That was always a fun twist.

    Reply
  32. blankdina@4lettrewords says

    July 7, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Hoping you are 100% in no time! XO!

    Reply
  33. blankCharlie Callahan says

    July 7, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    What can I add other than it's a real bummer knowing you're going through a bummer period (no pun intended).

    I've taken up the gauntlet of attempting “I Comment”, which I wanted to post three weeks ago but got sidetracked. Today is Wednesday, but what the hell—I'm posting it today and would like your expert opinion.

    Get well, UM.

    Reply
  34. blankLifeisaphoenix says

    July 8, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    You are a funny, funny woman and I love you to bits…including moods. 🙂

    Reply
  35. blankjenny says

    July 9, 2010 at 12:52 am

    Hey, girlfriend…..take some time off if you need it! (You probably deserve it!) and we'll be here when you get back!

    Reply
  36. blankunknownmami says

    July 9, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Thank you. I'll be by for a visit soon.

    Reply

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