Sung to the tune of I Am Woman by Helen Reddy
I’m on my period hear me roar
My cramps are too big to ignore
As they spread their achin’ pain, it’s out of hand
I don’t have an embryo
So my lining has got to go
If you’re a man, you’ll just never understand
Oh yes I am grouchy
But I’m grouchy ’cause of pain
Yes, I may look paunchy
Look how much water weight I’ve gained
If I have to, I will eat anything
Don’t get me wrong
I am insatiable
I blame my period
I’m on my period
Make yourself invisible
Better move along
You have been warned!
::speechless:: … I’m retweeting this.
i do not miss those days!
OMG, you rock. Snuggle up with a heating pad and a pint of ice-cream….
pretty amazing when it’s put to music
(oh don’t forget to cook, clean, watch the kids, bring home the bacon, and look attractive)
All while not being bitchy!
I’m adopting this as my PMS anthem.
Bwahaha!!
I work in an office full of women and 2 poor men. We decided we’re going to start wearing red shirts when we’re on our periods as a warning.
Awesome!
Sing it, sister! So funny!
haha,
awesome!
xo
Yikes. I remember those days. Not with fondness though. Good thing to use humor to help get through it.
This could not have come at a better time for me! It’s my new theme song.
It’s so awful, isn’t it?!!! I feel ya.
I remember it well….((HUGS))
I need to by heart this and sing out loud when required!!!! 😀 😀
These words are soooo true.
Too funny!
Lol, this was too funny!
as a Brit might say, “such a bloody shame” hehehe
Helen never sounded so…crabby.haha Nice.
Thank you for reading my mind.
I hate that time of the month. Ack! My hormones go wacko! Here is hoping it passes through quickly. The song is PERFECT!
LOL, too funny!! I would love to post this everywhere when it’s that time of the month for me. hahahah!